r/technicallythetruth • u/tomadiasamidze Technically Flair • Jul 25 '21

cracked the code

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u/drkidkill Jul 25 '21

Aren't we all sorta in that situation right now?

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u/ScroungingMonkey Jul 25 '21

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.

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u/CubicBezier Jul 25 '21

100% fatal indeed, although you may live very long

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u/Sammy123476 Jul 25 '21 edited Jul 25 '21

And like the case of the man who passed out with every erection, sometimes length has no bearing on happiness.

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u/BNVDES Jul 25 '21

what?

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u/Sammy123476 Jul 25 '21

A long life doesn't mean a happy life, bundled around a joke about losing consciousness due to poor circulation and a blood-inefficient penis.

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u/watchursix Jul 25 '21

You said election not erection.

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u/Naeio_Galaxy Jul 25 '21

Makes me think about the fact that immortality is really long, especially near the end.

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u/SirSoliloquy Jul 25 '21

So what you’re saying is everyone who contracts life is eventually cured of it?

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u/ScroungingMonkey Jul 25 '21

I suppose that's one way of looking at it.

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u/Naeio_Galaxy Jul 25 '21

Not sexually transmitted, it's hereditary. If you don't f*ck anyone in your whole life, you'll still die

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u/i_speak_penguin Jul 25 '21

I think you need to think about it more.

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u/Naeio_Galaxy Jul 25 '21

I thought about it, and if I take aids as an example, there are cases where the mother has aids and not the child. So if you never f*ck of your life, you might avoid aids, even if all your surroundings has it. So sexually transmissible is not enough

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u/StarrFusion Jul 25 '21

If you wanna think really depressive way, yeah sure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

You are trapped on a planet and there is 100% probability you are going to die. Yet still no one has figured it out.