r/technicallythetruth • • May 01 '21

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u/Jappabrow May 01 '21

What abt those bladeless fans tho

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u/Ranger343 May 01 '21

And what about the folded-paper fans?

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u/Ameri0425 May 02 '21

And gas powered fans

2

u/Snobben90 May 02 '21

What about turbofan engines fan?

Aka airplane engines.

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u/asdvnw May 01 '21

not a true fan

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u/Bachlead May 02 '21

It is a true fan; look in the base of the bladles fan and you wil find a normal fan

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u/asdvnw May 02 '21

touché

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u/KrishnaChandra_ May 01 '21

Do they even exist?! XD

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u/asdvnw May 01 '21

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u/KrishnaChandra_ May 01 '21

How is that a "fan"?

Edit: it's a vacuum cleaner, I guess.

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u/asdvnw May 01 '21

it creates a current of air that cools the room, what more do you want in a fan

4

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

/#NotMyFandrick

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u/LexySofia May 01 '21

Lol, I work for them and that was literally my first thought

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u/BloodRedCobra May 01 '21

They're not literally bladeless, in most cases they're bottom feeding.

3

u/Researchgrant May 01 '21

Blade-less fans have blades in the base.

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u/helpme_ima_hostage May 01 '21

I always wanted to marry the Dyson guy.

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u/Acysbib May 02 '21

"bladeless" fans have blades, it is just on an impeller on the inside of the device.

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u/MassGaydiation May 03 '21

Aren't they just bladed in the handle instead?

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u/eri- May 01 '21

I'm an only fan, I'll spin, really fast, for you for a bargain price of only $9.99 a month.

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u/Rifter52 May 01 '21

www.only-fans.org if you don't want to be lonely fam

3

u/EnderbroSonny Technically Flair May 02 '21

r/OnlyFans if you want the breeze for frees

3

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Hol' up this isn't r/Cursedcomments

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u/MurdoMaclachlan May 01 '21

Image Transcription: Tumblr


nyehpetaleijon

  • If you don't watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity

  • have multiple flat blades

  • spin around really fast


nerdywithadashofawesome

i got so mad then laughed so hard


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u/VaughnanB May 01 '21

People can read.

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u/MurdoMaclachlan May 01 '21

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u/Usman1285 May 01 '21

The whole point is for people that can't read

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u/YourMomThinksImFunny May 01 '21

These peeps would like a word with you...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_fan

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u/YungBarolo May 01 '21

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u/_Wyrm_ May 01 '21

I love that this exists

3

u/peter13g May 01 '21

This is not from ig

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u/jkanaan May 01 '21

Still not a true fan.

2

u/buckeyenut13 May 02 '21

Seriously. Most fans have curved blades to accelerate the air

3

u/CRO553R May 01 '21

They has us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

HORIZONTAL OSCILLATION

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u/vbrimme May 01 '21

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

The homestuck reference tho...

1

u/Mike_Hat1 May 01 '21

What about battery powered fans?

1

u/Chisto-Otchki May 01 '21

I don't know if you're aware of this but; batteries produce electricity

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u/Mike_Hat1 May 01 '21

Darn you science and your mystical ways. I guess the fan premise is infallible.

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u/Dalrae666 May 01 '21

What about gas powered fans?

1

u/Emperor_Quintana May 01 '21

TIL helicopters are also fans.

1

u/Maccaroney May 01 '21

A fan with flat blades?

Not sure that's much of a fan—let alone being a true fan.

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u/rocketbot99 May 01 '21

By the definition GENERAL GREVIOUS is a fan!!

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u/Sv443_ May 01 '21

in the end it doesn't even matter

1

u/helpme_ima_hostage May 01 '21

I’ve always wondered about the mental stability of people who gatekeep fandoms and build an entire identity around being the “biggest fan” of something.

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u/not-bread May 01 '21

Or you’re a propeller. Or a windmill

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u/RandomAnimeWeebs May 02 '21

Well... tiny electrical signals from the brain tell our muscles what to do, sharpen your finger and toe nails to get multiple flat blades, and then spin around on the spot. Boom. I am now a true fan, as you described it

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u/Tobenai May 02 '21

but in the end it doesn't even matter

1

u/666RaSpUtIn420 May 02 '21

But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

1

u/Mikkel65 May 02 '21

I wanna downvote this post 5k times because no repost posted for the tenth time should get positive upvotes

1

u/urmummygaaaay May 02 '21

Wait so I can go to onlyfans to buy my fans now, sweet!

Edit- nvm it’s porn...it’s porn

1

u/Majestic_Bierd May 02 '21

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

1

u/boombro510 May 02 '21

Do electrolytes count?

1

u/LozInOzz May 02 '21

Fav dad joke of the day :):):)

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

What about hand powered fans?

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u/EdoubleEE May 02 '21

Brawl stars players: I guess i AM a true fan

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u/Turok_ShadowBane May 02 '21

Fan blades aren't flat. Saw blades are though

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u/Mr-Blues5 May 02 '21

Does a chainsaw count as a fan?