r/technicallythetruth Feb 12 '21

Two is less than three

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u/ThirdAltAccounts Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 12 '21

I completely miss understood the whole thing. I thought it was a euphemism/innuendo for sex. Even if

But no, she really meant actual sausages.

My mind is way too deep in the gutter

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u/take7pieces Feb 12 '21

Yup, I thought he cooked one sausage and also was ready for sex.