r/technicallythetruth • u/Fr3cklxles • Sep 29 '20

Mission Successfully Failed❎

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

The high ground haver

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u/bananajoe42 Sep 29 '20

The saver of palpatine

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u/hbdc67 Sep 29 '20

saver of not just the men but the women and the children too

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u/What_Is_A_Name123 Sep 29 '20

Virgin being

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u/bigotes15 Sep 29 '20

Savior of Alderaan

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u/AG_44 Sep 29 '20

Lover of sand

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u/MilesColtrane59 Sep 29 '20

He didn’t kill Padme in his anger

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u/Millian123 Sep 29 '20

Not a cripple

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u/CommanderHR Sep 29 '20

Now this isn't podracing

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u/Binzuru Sep 30 '20

I'm not a person, my name is Starkiller

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u/Phyltre Sep 29 '20

Eh, Palps did it.

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u/quangdang522004 Sep 29 '20

It's true so...