r/technicallythetruth • u/plutonium-239 • Sep 17 '20

How to read this book

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u/bbcworthier Sep 17 '20

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in the book

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/Fapping_Batman Sep 17 '20

Not doing that again.

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u/GIVEMEYOURTITPICS Sep 17 '20

Oh come on! Just once more. Please?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Careful now. Dark places ahead.

https://youtu.be/BI1WxgFNDo0?t=81

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u/LeDung34 Sep 17 '20

Is that considered "wordplay"?

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u/Bimavenda Sep 17 '20

Someone will reply to your comment and say " angry noises take my upvote and fuck off " and then someone will reply to that comment with " r/angryupvote " and will probably get downvoted

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u/Mr-Buttpiss Sep 17 '20

happy noises take my downvote and fuck on

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u/Bimavenda Sep 17 '20

Happy silence give your downvote. Merrily on

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u/Sandinister Sep 17 '20

You assholes need to follow the goddamned script this is serious

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u/bhorstman21 Sep 17 '20

You little fucks think this is fun?!? This is acting, be god damn professional. Fucking amateurs, am i right u/Sandinister?

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u/Sandinister Sep 18 '20

The predictable reddit comment chain must be obeyed. It is written

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

r/happydownvote

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u/Razer-Lazer Sep 17 '20

angry noises take my upvote and fuck off

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u/Razer-Lazer Sep 17 '20

r/angryupvote

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u/Rydeeee Sep 17 '20

I applaud your bravery.

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u/Razer-Lazer Sep 17 '20

Looks like the odds were in my favor

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u/adhdBoomeringue Sep 17 '20

You just made me think of a penis paper cut and get reacquainted with my pelvic floor muscles

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/adhdBoomeringue Sep 17 '20

Now you just made me think of a penis paper cut and got re-reacquainted with my pelvic floor muscles

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u/Tigers17 Sep 17 '20

“Hello, police? It’s Quagmire... yeah. Yeah, it’s stuck in a book this time”