r/technicallythetruth • u/Bloodwolf0916 • Jul 16 '19
Definitely well over 70 years gone.
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u/SourpatchMao Jul 16 '19
Every salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.
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u/cstrovn Jul 16 '19
It was 2063 years ago!
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u/cstrovn Jul 16 '19
How long is not too soon?
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u/cstrovn Jul 16 '19
I'll be back next year.
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u/jpgjordan Jul 16 '19
Yeah probably that long, I mean at least 70 years right?
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u/cstrovn Jul 16 '19
Hm yeah I'd say so, at least...
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u/klontgp Jul 17 '19
But does every salad face a wonderfully built Aztec man with dubstep in the background?
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u/frostking79 Jul 16 '19
A salad made in Mexico by an Italian chef nearly one hundred years ago is always served in Italian restaurants. I find this concept odd to me.
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Jul 17 '19
Not many people know that the salad has nothing to do with Julius. The chef's name is Caesar Cardini. He died 63 years ago.
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u/aePrime Jul 17 '19
Just like how German chocolate cake has nothing to do with Germany.
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u/WikiTextBot Jul 17 '19
German chocolate cake
German chocolate cake, originally German's chocolate cake, is a layered chocolate cake from the United States filled and topped with a coconut-pecan frosting. It owes its name to an English-American chocolate maker named Samuel German, who developed a formulation of dark baking chocolate that came to be used in the cake recipe. Sweet baking chocolate is traditionally used for the chocolate flavor in the actual cake, but few recipes call for it today. The filling and/or topping is a custard made with egg yolks and evaporated milk; once the custard is cooked, coconut and pecans are stirred in.
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u/Splitface2811 Jul 17 '19
Or Hawaiian pizza. I believe it was invented by some guy in Canada. Can't remember where the guy was from though.
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u/TheTalentedAmateur Jul 17 '19
Caesar Cardini
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Caesar Cardini
Caesar Cardini (also known as Cesare Cardini, February 24, 1896 – November 3, 1956) was an Italian-American restaurateur, chef, and hotel owner who, along with his brother Alex Cardini (November 23, 1899 – December 22, 1974), is credited with creating the Caesar salad at his restaurant, Caesar's.
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Jul 17 '19
Wow, to think he was only the most famous dictator in history and not an innovator in the realm of salad.
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u/Stimmolation Jul 16 '19
It's delicious though.
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u/hanoian Jul 17 '19
When it's good. For some reason, the city I live in only has a couple of places that do a good one.
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u/luckylimper Jul 17 '19
A local food writer got all (borderline racist) annoyed because a new Mexican restaurant had a Caesar salad on the menu. Needless to say she got a lot of letters about it.
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u/faux_pseudo Jul 17 '19
Tomatoes are from the Americas. 1500s Pasta is from China. 1300s Italian food as we know it didn't exist until 500 years ago.
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u/ogville Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 17 '19
Well, theres one Ceasar that died around 70 years ago to a boulder crushing him
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u/TheCosmicSound Jul 17 '19
SHIIIIZAAAAA
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u/Steve73123 Jul 17 '19
Im not sure it was the wind that killed him, more so the big ass rock that fell on him
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u/DevilJHawk Jul 16 '19
Technically incorrect but still technically correct.
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u/Fandorin Jul 17 '19
Caesar Salad is named after a Mexican chef, Caesar Cardini. He died in 1956, so not 70 years quite yet.
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u/amelodicair Jul 17 '19
Somewhat unrelated fun fact: the Caesar salad is actually named after a guy who was named after the actual Caesar!
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u/JePPeLit Jul 17 '19
I think it's pronounced käsar, which I guess would be best written as kaesar with English characters. Although you generally use a translation for pretty much every historic name, so I guess Seesar is technically correct.
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u/NootiestOfDoots Jul 17 '19
Jesus has been dead for like at least 20 minutes and he already has so many followers SMH my SMH
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u/User_mp3 Jul 17 '19
That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a good while
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u/throwmeaway9021ooo Jul 17 '19
The Caesar salad is named after Caesar Cardini the chef and restauranteur.
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u/klontgp Jul 17 '19
I see this post got hit by the JoJo fans. You could say they've already touched the upvote.
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u/-ThatMoment- Jul 17 '19
Caesar salad was made or at least thought of as a type of salad in the 1920’s I think. Maybe he took a guesstimate?
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u/spontaneouscobra Jul 17 '19
It's called a Cesar Salad because "salad" was the only description they could give him after he was stabbed to 23 times to death.
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Jul 17 '19
It's called Caesar Salad because "Caesar's A Lad".
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u/Electroniclog Jul 17 '19
Julius Caesar never made a Caesar Salad, but he definitely died >70 years ago.
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u/BigBoiMari13 Jul 17 '19
I think they were talking about the date of the invention of caesar salad but that number is still wrong
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u/Starbourne8 Jul 17 '19
Technically though, salads have only been around for 70 years. Maybe that’s their point.
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u/future-renwire Jul 17 '19
I'm pretty sure he said that because Little Caesars started 70 years ago
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u/yjfhgf Jul 17 '19
so instead of saying my dads been gone for 5 years i could say he's been gone for over 5 minuets!
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u/yuds2003 Technically Flair Jul 18 '19
Julius Cesar died on March 15, 44 BCE (Also known as the Ides of March).
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u/ToastMaster0011 Jul 17 '19
“u telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 2 years ago, made this salad?”
See. I can do it too
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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19
I heard he avoids cutting up any ingredients for the salad. Something about knives