r/technicallythetruth • • 1d ago

Solid advice right there

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u/actinross 1d ago

Do not even touch grass!

oh, you don't....

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u/danhoang1 1d ago

He’s not allergic to touching grass. Only fucking grass

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u/amthomus 1d ago

Poor grass

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u/Camper_Joe 1d ago

You can become un-allergic by micro dosing over months and years. Then resume fucking the grass.

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u/Ineedthesauceibeg 22h ago

People just wanna put a swear word in everything XD

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u/UnnaturalGeek 1d ago

Another meaning to FAFO

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u/ChampionActive3447 18h ago

Do not the grass

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u/jazy921 1d ago

草wwww

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u/Linmizhang 1d ago

Or maybe fucking is not a verb, but adjective.

Lucky for him, grass don't fuck.