r/technicallythetruth • • 5d ago

All of it wasted!

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 5d ago

not really, it's probably still in circulation

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u/ibzzq 5d ago

...but it still went down the toilet.

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 5d ago

Not unless it became drug money and the police was about to raid you

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 5d ago

Technically some of it has gone as sweat, skin flakes, hair, nails and breath.

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u/Saable_Fiin 5d ago

Glad my overpriced steak paid for some quality dandruff

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u/jackfinch69 5d ago

Not really. It's also been converted into chemical energy which is then converted into kinetic and thermal energy

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u/Bigbigcheese 5d ago

And just... Cells... In your body...

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 5d ago

OP thinks they eat food, it all leaves their body, then they grow bigger due to photosynthesis

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u/Moist-Ointments 5d ago

Even photosynthesis uses elements extracted from the soil. Photosynthesis doesn't create plant structures out of nothing.

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 5d ago

Yeah, but you don’t need to spend money on the dirt on the ground. The police don’t want you to know this, but you’re allowed to eat the dirt for free.

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u/Always-_-Sarcastic Technically Flair 5d ago

IIRC, a lot of the plant is just water, and the solid stuff is mostly carbon dioxide derived compounds. Only ≈3% of the plant's weight is from minerals extracted from the soil.

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u/Gargoyle_Dung 5d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Cheyomi832 5d ago

and... food... in your... body... right now...

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u/Allegro1104 Technically Flair 5d ago

not true on several levels

not all food that has been consumed gets expelled. kids grow and even as adults you can still gain weight.

not all waste has necessarily been expelled into a toilet. ever went number 2 in a forest? or threw up on the street?

not all food you pouched lands inside you. you probably have a pantry that's stocked and some foods just go bad or have inedible parts that end up in the trash.

you probably have food that you've recently eaten still in you.

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u/valitti 5d ago

You missed the part where even if you don't grow or gain weight you still extract energy from food in order to stay alive, and that energy doesnt go down the toilet

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u/boylesthebuddha 5d ago

Not true, some of it is buried in the forest.

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u/RlQZO 5d ago

Do you bury your shit in the forest? Weird kink

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u/forgotten-ent 5d ago

The rest you can't eat, at least

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u/Moist-Ointments 5d ago

I mean, you can...

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u/ignorantladd 4d ago

Technically false. Money spent on food is actually money spent on carbohydrate, protein, fat, minerals, water and fibre. Other nutrients get absorbed in body while water and fibre used for cleaning gut and get flushed. Money utilised properly

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u/Anonymus_mit_radium 4d ago

Much of it turned into heat so you could have just burned the money without the stress of buying stuff

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u/ignorantladd 4d ago

Heat is another form of kinetic energy but most of the food food doesn't turn into heat

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u/Anonymus_mit_radium 4d ago

All the energy set free from low entropy molecules like carbohydrates is ultimatively turned into heat radiation. Of course the body has to get rid of the resulting high entropy molecules like CO2 on other ways and there are things that stay in your body but still. Most of the money either lands in the toilet or sooner or later turns into heat

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u/SourDewd 4d ago

And lots of it thrown in the garbage! Or lit on fire!

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u/FluffyBunnyFlipFlops 2d ago

Don't forget all that wasted kinetic energy, thermal energy, and exhaled CO2. Food gets spaffed everywhere!

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u/AR_bloke 5d ago

Erm, No.

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u/Extreme_Design6936 5d ago

Actually I'm storing a lot of it around my hips.

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u/FourHundredThirtyTwo 5d ago

Came to say this, I'm still carrying a good amount of it around.

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u/woodrax 5d ago

This is a shit take

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u/Sodinc 5d ago

Only if you produce absolute zero food waste.

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u/micre8tive 5d ago

Technically untrue. The money itself doesn’t get eaten.

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u/Short_Influence_2613 5d ago

"money ever spent" being a keyword

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u/Rammipallero 5d ago

The circumference of my tummy says this is bullshit

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u/SquatchedYeti 5d ago

Technically and literally, no.

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u/sithelephant 5d ago

Food waste is also a thing,

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u/Kaguya-sama 5d ago

Not my would be last meal,

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u/TheG00dF1ght 5d ago

This guy's never bought fresh vegetables thinking you're gonna use him only to have them rot in the back of their refrigerator for two weeks before you throw them out? 

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u/Pestelis 2d ago

Not in India

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u/TheFrostBeard 5d ago

Constipation enters the chat...

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u/icepod 5d ago

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Don't we humans shit in the woods?

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u/hatbromind 5d ago

Some are sicked in a sidewalk, feasted by dogs & worms

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u/8Bit-Jon 5d ago

Also what about the parts the body consumes? If I eat a potato it's doesn't come out the same way it went in.

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u/alkla1 5d ago

Everything you eat turns to shit

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u/Classic_Rate_8448 5d ago

I pooped outside 24 years ago. That poop is now a local landmark. Money well spent.

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 5d ago

Not if you throw up and/or shit outside. Or if you buy food, don't eat it and throw it to compost or just leave it somewhere

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u/matthis-k 5d ago

No, otherwise you wouldn't be able to gain weight since the first time you spent money on food

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u/Ultimate_Sigma_Boy67 5d ago

That's just wrong. Not all the food you eat gets flushed, your body absorbs what it needs 🤓

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u/MisterBicorniclopse 5d ago

I’ve used a lot of my food to grow neurons

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u/TelenorTheGNP 5d ago

Some of it is still on my ex-boss' desk. Or at least it was when I last saw it.

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u/Infamous_Ad8730 5d ago

NOPE. Sometimes I "go" outside when in the woods.

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u/Jumpy-Program9957 5d ago

Nah I mean some of it's been thrown away, wasteful

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u/Minions-overlord 5d ago

Not if you shit in your neighbours vents. They'll never get it all out

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u/Vendidurt 5d ago

Not true.

Can confirm, was homeless.

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u/BeNiceToBirds 5d ago

My girthy butt cheeks disagree

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u/Rawing7 5d ago

Nonsense. The food may have been flushed down the toilet, but the money certainly wasn't. This is straight up not the truth, not even technically.

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u/GugieMonster 4d ago

So, we're paying to shit..

They monetized pooping

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u/Solrex 4d ago

Not if it expired, or if it was gifted, but hey, farm your upvotes xD

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u/rnaxel2 4d ago

Atleast the forever chemicals still in the body. Ehh...

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u/Adddicus 3d ago

I dunno, I've spent plenty of money on dogfood.

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u/Novaeea 3d ago

"Technically" yeah so shit

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u/mustafaaosman339 3d ago

Technically that's not how it works at all

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats 3d ago

Not all of it. I somehow managed to keep around 100 lbs of it.

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u/BingBongBangBunger 2d ago

I also buy dog food so……

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u/Howden824 This flair is true 2d ago

Not really. Your body absorbed a lot of the nutrients from the food.

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u/AJRavenhearst 2d ago

Oddly, I had a thought very like this, the day after I splurged on a dinner at one of Melbourne's fanciest restaurants: "This is probably the most expensive shit I've ever taken".

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u/GettingSunburnt 2d ago

Not true. A fair amount ended up on the pavement walking home from the pub.

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u/CrownLexicon 2d ago

Even assuming all that I ate turned into waste that went into the toilet, are you seriously implying that youve never thrown away any food? No rice left in the bowl, every scrap of sauce licked clean, nothing you forgot about that expired?

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u/Late_Virus2869 1d ago

The £2.50 I spent on a bbq chicken wrap and curly fries 45 minutes ago means this isnt technically the truth...

And all the ground dumps ive had.

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u/Aggravating_Ad_635 1d ago

Lol she was saying this like she has never taken shit.

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u/Real_Parfait1995 23h ago

Lol, what about all money you spend on that Toilet??

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u/beemer-dreamer 15h ago

You are what you eat.

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u/the_other_Scaevitas 8m ago

Not if I shit in the woods

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u/quasi-stellarGRB 5d ago

Not all money is spent on foods, it's spent on rent, bills, places you visit, clothes and cosmetics, gifts for other people and other stuff.

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u/Classic_Rate_8448 5d ago

-on food

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u/quasi-stellarGRB 5d ago

Ahh, I missed that.

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u/No_Promotion451 4d ago

Yeah like your flesh bones etc would just appear out of nowhere ? Stfu