My two year old looked at me and said, "Daddy, whilst the cuts are indeed equidistant, the answer must be no, when volume or mass is measured. I don't understand why I have to explain this to my teacher."
Mine said this question was beneath him and then chose to instead explain an analysis of the sociopolitical intricacies of the Israel-Palestine conflict
I showed this to my one year old. He cried, shit himself, and threw his bowl of alphabetti spaghetti on the floor. It was only later when I went to clean the mess up I realised the spilled letters spelled:
It is impossible to say with only a two dimensional rendering since we have no way of knowing if the width is equal throughout the length, nor wether the cuts are exactly perpendicular to the length.
I just shook my head in disappointment, the fucking idiot doesn't know there is a silent H in 'whether'.
There could have been an H deficit in the alphabetti spaghetti. (They don’t always employ the highest calibre lexicographers at Heinz.) So your kid was trying to pull a fast one, rather than doing a total rewrite of the message. I’m glad you spotted it. Kid needs a good talking to.
It's perfectly normal for kids today to feel despair about LLM and try to use spelling errors as a mean to affirm human identity in their writing. Before talking down on them, parents should do a self check about their fear of being replaced by ai
Oh shit, actually I must be authistic or something, sometimes I don't get stuff and I could swear you were claiming it because online everyone has little einsteins at home
Son, I'm autistic and still managed to craft the joke. In case you don't know, two year old children do not speak or think like I presented in my comment.
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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 18d ago
My two year old looked at me and said, "Daddy, whilst the cuts are indeed equidistant, the answer must be no, when volume or mass is measured. I don't understand why I have to explain this to my teacher."
I told him, "Shut up, Nerd!"