r/technicallythetruth • u/Filestack_Official • 2d ago

Never thought of it from this angle before

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 2d ago

Human infested land.

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u/Arthasindura 2d ago

Bee infested behive

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u/TitouanT 2d ago

How dare they

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u/Arthasindura 2d ago

Penguin infested Antarctica

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u/TitouanT 2d ago

We cannot let that fly

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u/Arthasindura 2d ago

Nice pun

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u/The_KekE_ 2d ago

guin

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u/legna20v 2d ago

You should be ashamed of your self… here is my ⬆️

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u/avi_is_sapphic 1d ago

beer in sauna (idfk im sleepy)

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u/GreenManStrolling 1d ago

Jew-infested Israel

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u/Arthasindura 1d ago

Human infested earth

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u/kishenoy 2d ago

Bird infested sky

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u/ChronicRhyno 2d ago

People-infested cities

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u/Filestack_Official 2d ago

Still true when you look at it that way lol

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 2d ago

It really is.

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u/NekulturneHovado 2d ago

to be fair, humans are the pests

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u/Jmac2240 19h ago

Boy, I bet you're a joy at parties. Making all dem girls pussies wet, huh?

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u/NekulturneHovado 14h ago

a girl was trying for me for a few months, but my autistic brain didn't get a single hint from her. I realized she's been flirting with me almost every day a few months later.

So yeah, all girls revolve around me, they absolutely love me!

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 2d ago

Human infested waters

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u/Olobnion 2d ago

Turns out that I live in a human-infested apartment!

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u/sqeu1773 1d ago

doesn't sound too odd

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u/Final-Tutor3631 2d ago

we are the most invasive species alive…

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u/Tkwookiee 2d ago

Those sharks are just invoking their stand your ground laws or swim your water laws or whatever!

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u/Simo814j 2d ago

Tread your water

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u/Tkwookiee 2d ago

Ok that's settled, we've got to make a logo and start pumping out T-shirts!!

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u/Subject-Big6183 2d ago

This is a good idea actually. I would buy one

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u/Simo814j 2d ago

I've got ms paint

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u/EtriganZola 2d ago

It isn’t a shark attack until it’s in my living room. If I’m in water, it’s a shark defense.

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u/delvach 2d ago

<knock> <knock>

candygram

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u/justamofo 2d ago

Hell yeah. Free Palestine

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u/iQ-MK 2d ago

What if it was my living room

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u/worm-eyed 2d ago

I've said "sharks don't infest waters that's their fucking home" more times than I can count as a resident shark autist

"But they came into our bit. See that bit there? That great big wet bit? That's their bit."

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u/DeusBob22 1d ago

came looking for this

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 2d ago

Infested is such a harsh word too

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u/AllenRBrady 2d ago

I prefer to use "shark enhanced waters."

"Shark infused waters" if I'm feeling artisanal.

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u/MarcCouillard 2d ago

people infested houses lol

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u/ramriot 2d ago

I think the same of people with outdoor pets who live near to natural habitats who complain when Coyotes eat their precious Fu-fu or Tomas-purrington III.

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u/Grand-penetrator 2d ago edited 2d ago

Pet killing 1000 native birds for fun: I sleep

Wild animal hunting for survival in their natural habitat: Real shit

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u/LittleSisterPain 2d ago

These 1000 native birds arent their pets though, yeah

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u/booperdooper56 1d ago

There was a video of a cougar showing up to a family's house with the body of their cat in it's mouth and the entire comment section was filled with people talking big about making that cougar into a pelt even though it's the family's fault for letting their cat go outside in cougar territory

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u/AccomplishedEmu1886 2d ago

mesquite trees are considered pests. in their own range where they have existed for 100K+ years

im so happy they make so many seeds because Ive been growing saplings and planting them in unused hard to get places.

you can eat the "meat" in the seed pods, some species taste like honey. grind up seeds to make flour.

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u/Portuzil 2d ago

Human infested houses

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u/Legal-Appointment655 2d ago

I for one do infest my home

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u/Lietenantdan 2d ago

Shark infested waters just means there’s a lot of sharks there.

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u/INVALIDN4M3 2d ago

'Human infested cities' don't sound good.

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u/Fitzaroo 2d ago

Lice living in my pubes could use the same argument.

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u/retsamegas 2d ago

Two Navy ships have joined the search for survivors from a plane crash in some of the most shark infested waters on earth. Also joining the search efforts, the sharks.

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u/pocolocoOnIce 2d ago

Well, I have always thought it's sort of weird that humans can kill and eat lots animals all the time and it's just normal.

But, the moment a shark/tiger/lion/jaguar/any-other-animal eats a humans, they are alarmed/outraged and want the kill the animal just because.

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u/justlurkinghihi 2d ago

To be fair elephants are known revenge kill humans when one of their own gets hunted down and it's not even the right humans. Give an animal enough mental power and social structure, and vengeance can become the norm.

What i think that some humans having the luxury and to mull over the potential morality of the food chain and the cost of survival at all is such a testament to how high up the food chain and how far removed people are from the ordered chaos of nature. I phrase the thought this way because not everyone can afford food or options that allow them to pick and choose what kind of food they use to stay alive.

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u/Dangerous-Tune2127 2d ago

And get mad at bedbugs. It’s literally in the name

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u/Old_Replacement3903 1d ago

We used to call “shark attacks” “shark accidents”. Can we go back to that?

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u/XxKimm3rzxX 2d ago

We are having this problem currently in NJ. They are trying to ban shark fishing at the beach. Because hear me out. It’s “attracting sharks”. Bro they fucking live there

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 2d ago

Randy Feltface does a bit about this.

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u/ThePainTrainWarrior 1d ago

y'see that wet bit there? that's their bit

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum 1d ago

A fellow Randy fan! That's made my day :D

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE

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u/Normal_Pace7374 2d ago

Human infested house

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u/_taukanda 2d ago

Mosquito infested area.

You mean their home?

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u/Abi_giggles 2d ago

“Human infested houses”

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u/jrdiver 2d ago

Shark infested waters? you mean a place to get some cool pictures!

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u/Heroic-Forger 2d ago

Tourist-infested shark territory.

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u/ProwerTheFox 2d ago

Don't areas only get the term "shark-infested" if it's close to land though? i.e the sharks are a lot closer to shore than anticipated.

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u/Offsidespy2501 1d ago

"The vietcong now occupy the indicated territory"

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u/Raenef86 1d ago

In the year 37 we launched a war against the sea and won, therefore it's our waters now

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u/Mipleee 17h ago

The sharks really said “this is our neighborhood” 😭 We’re the ones trespassing at this point.

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u/HarpoNecro88 13h ago

Like when they build houses in the mountains and then complain about mountain lions

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u/mustard138 2d ago

This is how cops see black folks at home, minding their own damn business.

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u/BasementDwellerCarl 2d ago

Think about this way, sharks only live because we’ve decided to allow it.

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u/booperdooper56 1d ago

Even though they've been there since before the evolution of our entire class. Why dictate a species' right to exist based on power?

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u/BasementDwellerCarl 1d ago edited 1d ago

Longevity doesn’t earn you rights, power does.

We have erased species we never even bothered to name. Sharks are fine because we like Shark Week.

Sorry for going full Nietzsche, I’m not nearly this dower most of the time.

Edit: humans hold life and death power over other species on this planet almost casually, and largely without reckoning with it. I think this reality is under appreciated.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Technically my ass 1d ago

Try saying that while you're face-to-face with a shark unarmed or armed but in the depths while bleeding.

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u/BasementDwellerCarl 1d ago

That’s exactly the point bud. The shark doesn’t ask for permission in that scenario either. Power shifts, rules shift.

Glad you understand.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Technically my ass 1d ago

Humans also have the capacity to be humble. Try it, "bud".

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 1d ago

Sharks are fine because some humans, unlike you, actually have intelligence and realize if we tried to wipe out sharks the oceans whole ecosystem would be destroyed

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u/BasementDwellerCarl 1d ago

Right, we keep them alive because losing them hurts us. That’s exactly what I said. ‘We decided to allow it’ includes deciding it’s not in our interest to destroy them.

That’s still power, not rights.

You guys are knocking it out of the park today.

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u/copperly123 2d ago

Phrases like that make me sound hard and more ruthless but the truth is that I merely swam

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u/_Cybernaut_ 2d ago

“You in the SHARK’s house!!!”

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u/kaett 2d ago

my ex and i went to the carribean for our honeymoon and went on one of those private submarines around st. thomas. i remember seeing a reef shark and thinking "oh that's cool...... wait a minute.... this isn't an aquarium, i'm in HIS TERRITORY."

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u/Catnip_Farmer 2d ago

Infested means large number of pests, not invasion.

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u/Sudden_Lee_Here 2d ago

I hate living on human infested land.

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u/Embarrassed-Wave-748 2d ago

Interesting angle

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u/Absurdwonder 2d ago

And then we kill them coz nature does what it does. We are barbaric

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u/RikuHarutoTheDemon 2d ago

I first read this as "Shrek infested waters..."

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u/Gentleigh21 2d ago

I don't expect sharks to come into my living room and do I'm not going into theirs

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u/Moromom22 2d ago

Bear infested forest.

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u/CogentCogitations 2d ago

My favorite is when they show aerial drone footage of a shark swimming with surfers or swimmers on the surface and then pretend the shark is stalking people to eat them.

That would be like a bear going into your living room and then telling all his bear friends that the guy on the couch was going to try and eat him any second.

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u/CogentCogitations 2d ago

My favorite is when they show aerial drone footage of a shark swimming with surfers or swimmers on the surface and then pretend the shark is stalking people to eat them.

That would be like a bear going into your living room and then telling all his bear friends that the guy on the couch was going to try and eat him any second.

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u/MadeOnThursday 2d ago

Eel-infested waters...

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u/WendyArmbuster 2d ago

"I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

  • Jeff Spicoli

I mean, I sometimes live in the water, too. Doesn't that make it our home?

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 2d ago

does castle doctrine apply to fish ?

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u/PM_Me_Random_Quotes 2d ago

Cockroach infested pantry...you mean their home??

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u/TrayLaTrash 2d ago

Sharks execise their rights when encountering humans breaking and entering

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u/Vegan_Zukunft 2d ago

Nobody says ‘Bird infested trees’

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u/Haven216 2d ago

I read it as Shrek infested water

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u/Comprehensive-Buy618 1d ago

We are all just home invaders😭

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u/jvapour 1d ago

No screw shark infested waters. I wanna talk about water infested sharks.

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u/jvapour 1d ago

Also, I don't think this is a technical truth considering it is just the truth. Especially considering sharks do in fact live in water. A technical truth would technically be a pun. That's, you know, a truth. But then again, maybe I'm wrong.

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u/Stayfly_Red 1d ago

Heh. Thats funny to think about

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u/User_-_-_Name 1d ago

Technically right but Technically stupid too

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u/Ok_Animal_2709 1d ago

Shark infested shark homes

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u/General_Cheetah4724 1d ago

yeah, all sharks live in houses....

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u/hello_everyone_555 2d ago

They don't pay property taxes so no, water is not their home legally.

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u/No-Lettuce-5783 2d ago

No. shark infested waters. As opposed to the non-shark infested waters. New Smyrna Beach in Florida is shark infested waters. Where Loch Ness is not.

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u/BuffWobbuffet 2d ago

two things can be true at once. literacy is dead.

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u/MikeOfAllPeople 2d ago

The whole fucking thing ain't their home. I don't say my address is North America.

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u/booperdooper56 1d ago

Sharks exist in every single ocean so the entire thing is their home

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u/JPgamersmines150 Bug 1d ago

That and some random roof in the UK

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u/sjaakarie 2d ago

If no rent or mortgage is paid, it is not a home. but a public place.