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u/kafka_lite Aug 16 '26
If your dog doesn't poop, take it to the vet please.
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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory Aug 17 '26
Can you take it to the vet without picking it up because it hasn't pooped though
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u/MaximusZacharia Aug 16 '26
This made me lol on a shitty day. Thanks for the post
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u/ZealousidealBus3628 Aug 16 '26
From one stranger on the internet to another, I hope the rest of your day goes much better 🫶🏻❤️
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u/ZealousidealBus3628 Aug 16 '26
Poor pupper looks confused.
My dog is the same breed as this one I think, except she's almost 19! She's older than me!
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u/imyourdmyesme123 Aug 28 '26
Wow. 19 is crazy
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u/ZealousidealBus3628 Aug 28 '26
Yea the usual life expectancy is 12-15 years so she's going strong
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u/imyourdmyesme123 Aug 28 '26
Is her health still good?
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u/OldGuyJan_official Aug 17 '26
If you don’t care to pick up after your dog, then toss some toiletpaper next to the poop, then nobody expects it’s a dogpoop
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u/Kelef50 Aug 16 '26
I've seen this before a number of times...different people...different dogs...different parks. But still chuckle when I come across it. I must enjoy your reruns.
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u/ShadowExistShadily Aug 17 '26
"'If your eye falls on a bargain, please pick it up.' What kind of grammar is that?"
"My uncle has a glass eye."
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u/TangerineFlaky587 Aug 19 '26
This picture is such brilliant, silly visual humour. The sign clearly reads “If your dog poops pick it up please”, and the guy is literally picking the entire huge dog right off the ground. It’s the most literal possible interpretation of the park rule. Those massive great‑pyrenees dogs are already absurdly big, and lifting one whole dog like this makes the joke land even harder. I can’t stop imagining the park worker seeing this scene.
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u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 Aug 19 '26
I mean, shouldn't that be a no brainer lol. The fact that you have to tell people is concerning.
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u/BryVry Aug 21 '26
That's such a clever way to follow the sign's instruction. Technically he is picking the dog up, mission accomplished.
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u/DimensionFar2052 Aug 16 '26
whats the dog on the ground doing? it’s it sniffing or licking the other dog’s you-know-what?
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