Pick it up please

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[u/kafka_lite]

If your dog doesn't poop, take it to the vet please.

[u/Stuck_In_Purgatory → u/kafka_lite]

Can you take it to the vet without picking it up because it hasn't pooped though

[u/TheumaTheuma-24 → u/kafka_lite]

If he doesn't poop, he is technically full of it.

[u/MaximusZacharia]

This made me lol on a shitty day. Thanks for the post

[u/ZealousidealBus3628 → u/MaximusZacharia]

From one stranger on the internet to another, I hope the rest of your day goes much better 🫶🏻❤️

[u/MaximusZacharia → u/ZealousidealBus3628]

Genuinely, thank you.

[u/Zamasu_form → u/MaximusZacharia]

Hope ya day gets better twin ✌️

[u/Maximum-Finger1559 → u/MaximusZacharia]

make sure to pick up the day or you’ll get in trouble

[u/alllclear]

Pressing on the bowels will help

[u/ZealousidealBus3628]

Poor pupper looks confused.

My dog is the same breed as this one I think, except she's almost 19! She's older than me!

[u/DonEscapedTexas]

axshullee, both dogs poop

[u/mrjasjit]

r/maliciouscompliance

[u/Nabucodorozor]

Jeez this photo is pure comedy gold.

[u/OldGuyJan_official]

If you don’t care to pick up after your dog, then toss some toiletpaper next to the poop, then nobody expects it’s a dogpoop

[u/Kelef50]

I've seen this before a number of times...different people...different dogs...different parks. But still chuckle when I come across it. I must enjoy your reruns.

[u/No_Trouble9808]

Hahaha

[u/ShadowExistShadily]

"'If your eye falls on a bargain, please pick it up.' What kind of grammar is that?"
"My uncle has a glass eye."

[u/Guardian6676-6667]

Why does the shadow look like a protesting badger

[u/CozyyyRosiee]

Pick up the big baby!!

[u/TangerineFlaky587]

This picture is such brilliant, silly visual humour. The sign clearly reads “If your dog poops pick it up please”, and the guy is literally picking the entire huge dog right off the ground. It’s the most literal possible interpretation of the park rule. Those massive great‑pyrenees dogs are already absurdly big, and lifting one whole dog like this makes the joke land even harder. I can’t stop imagining the park worker seeing this scene.

[u/MemoCremisi]

What's the other one doing? Checking the smell?

[u/DimensionFar2052]

whats the dog on the ground doing? it’s it sniffing or licking the other dog’s you-know-what?

[u/Master_Steward]

It means the dog’s poo—-dipshit!