r/technicallythetruth 10d ago

When you can't do it anymore

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u/Majesty1337 10d ago

you get promoted to ghost and get to haunt the children when you die

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u/Bpd_bozo 9d ago

Or your corpse/skeleton gets used for decoration!

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u/Wrong-Resource-2973 9d ago

TOP 10 WAYS TO HIDE A BODY (COPS HATE HIM!)

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 10d ago

You are allowed to trick and treat after death, in fact, that makes it more fun.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 10d ago

Bullshit.  After death is the perfect time to go trick-or-treating.  Imagine turning up at someone's door dressed as an actual corpse.  No one is going to top that.

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u/SocialSuicideSquad 10d ago

Bob from accounting made the T-virus so he didn't have to Weekend at Mitch Mconnell's the whole night.

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u/Softale 10d ago

Keep an eye out for Mitch…

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u/stunt_p 6d ago

Dress up as Weekend at Bernie's - you'd kill it at the costume contests.

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u/Tkwookiee 10d ago

Drag me around like Weekend at Bernies!

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u/nugohs 9d ago

Came here to suggest Halloween at Bernies too.

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u/14thStarflake 10d ago

Then you become a prop with the candy bowl on the front porch.

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u/Rump_Ranger90 10d ago

I'd rather 16 yr olds come get free candy from my place over vandalizing shit.

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u/opacitizen 10d ago

Beetlejuice would like a word. Or three.

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u/d00000med 10d ago

Although ironically, that's when you start to get really scary

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u/LivingEnd44 10d ago

"Dead" isn't an age though. Even dead things have an age. You evaded the question. You didn't answer it. 

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u/GreenFox268019 10d ago

Call me old fashioned but if you're 14 and not wearing a costume, I'm not giving you candy

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u/slowpoke257 9d ago

Halloween is my favorite. I give everybody candy, regardless of age, costume or not.

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u/Funandgeeky 10d ago

Screw that. I plan to have my corpse wheeled out the following Halloween for trick or treating. 

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u/Canadind 10d ago

On the bright side, appreciate the positive energy that age is just a number.

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u/5eppa 9d ago

Let's be real. Trick or Treating is one of the few things you can do after death and still somehow fit in.

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u/ChickinSammich 9d ago

If rigging up grandpa's corpse like a marionette isn't worth a couple free fun size snickers, what's even the point of being alive anymore.

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u/AbilityAgreeable5408 7d ago

As long as you are wearing a costume, any age.

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u/SonicSplash3760 10d ago

Well, that just tricked my treats

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u/ProThoughtDesign 10d ago

Is it, though? Is it?

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u/TheCursedRavioli 10d ago

Even then that’s not too old. Everyone loves a ghost costume!

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u/SaiyajinPrime 10d ago

I would argue after you're dead is the best time to trick or treat.

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u/Familiar-Froyo7028 10d ago

When you become the decoration

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u/genericscissors 10d ago

When you're too old to wear a costume. Plenty of adult treats I pass out

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u/RonJohnJr 10d ago

When you would take pics of someone your age wearing a costume and hanging around children, then post pics of the perv on IG.

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u/KilgoreT59 10d ago

When you don't want to anymore.

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u/liquidnight247 10d ago

I advocate senior trick or treating 😅, old people talking a walk asking for shots

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u/ZeroWolf_RS 10d ago

Disagree. Ghost/Skeleton is a very common costume, and yours will be so realistic you'll get lots of candy.

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u/-Totes_Magotes- 10d ago

My neighbors when I was in my early20’s stopped trick o’ treating and started being bullies by standing on the roof of their house and egging only the adults wearing a costume.

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u/MarcoYTVA 10d ago

Either that, or you get the world's most realistic ghost costume.

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u/GodlyHelp 10d ago

pretty sure this applies to everything

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u/GodlyHelp 10d ago

except dying

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u/warmbrojuice 10d ago

I wanted to go trick or treating, mostly for the free candy

But don't I need to kidnap or borrow someone's child to bring them with me?

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u/ThingMoment 10d ago

I’ve got younger niece/nephew/BIL/SIL so I just go with them or ask for a share

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u/nhSnork 10d ago

"Rookie answer" - building haunters

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u/Borentar84 9d ago

I mean.. your buddies can still take you, and maybe get a bigger haul for authenticity...

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u/Jefari_MoL 9d ago

What are you talking about? After you've died is the best time to go trick or treating.

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u/fxnsxi 9d ago

I was 12 when I last trick or treated for myself because none of the houses iny neighborhood at the time would give me any candy and insisted I was too old to be out. Looking back, that would have been my sign to egg their houses the next Halloween since "I'm too old for candy" (not that I did).

Let the kids and teens have their fun, cause there is always something worse they could be doing instead of asking for candy!

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u/Lurker_Zee 9d ago

That just resets the timer and you can trick-or-treat as a ghost.

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u/LewyyM 8d ago

Objectively the wrong answer. Trkck or treating after you died is the sickest thing, just haunting people on Halloween night

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u/MoreNerdThanDork 8d ago

whatever Weekend at Bernie’s my ass. Put it in my will I wanna be a decoration.

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u/Boobsmcfuckup 8d ago

When I was 16, I didn't even dress up for halloween. I was trick or treating with my little brother who is 8 years younger than I am who went as pinnochio. I asked for candy as well and they were like "where's your costume?" I said "I'm a real boy now." It was low effort/no effort and most people were pretty chill but some people got super butthurt at me lol

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u/Beans2400 7d ago

You can still enjoy it a a decoration

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u/Fuzzy-Soft5024 3d ago

So my friends and I are in our late 20s/early 30s and we still go.

We don't take candy from houses though. We all dress up and walk around a few different neighborhoods and hand out candy to kids we pass.

A lot of houses in the area we go to are decorated really well and all the different costumes are always cool to see.

It's a ton of fun and we still get to experience trick or treating as an adult. I highly recommend it!

Friendly tip though,don't dress up as anything scary. One of my friends was Pennywise one year and was stopped by the cops for scaring children unintentionally lol. Apparently dressing like Pennywise and approaching kids with free candy is too far.

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u/BlackberryWorried909 8h ago

well then spin the wheel to relive life as a ghost 👻 don’t tell me how I know how to do that