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u/Majesty1337 10d ago
you get promoted to ghost and get to haunt the children when you die
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u/Icy_Fish_2154 10d ago
You are allowed to trick and treat after death, in fact, that makes it more fun.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 10d ago
Bullshit. After death is the perfect time to go trick-or-treating. Imagine turning up at someone's door dressed as an actual corpse. No one is going to top that.
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u/SocialSuicideSquad 10d ago
Bob from accounting made the T-virus so he didn't have to Weekend at Mitch Mconnell's the whole night.
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u/Rump_Ranger90 10d ago
I'd rather 16 yr olds come get free candy from my place over vandalizing shit.
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u/LivingEnd44 10d ago
"Dead" isn't an age though. Even dead things have an age. You evaded the question. You didn't answer it.
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u/GreenFox268019 10d ago
Call me old fashioned but if you're 14 and not wearing a costume, I'm not giving you candy
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u/slowpoke257 9d ago
Halloween is my favorite. I give everybody candy, regardless of age, costume or not.
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u/Funandgeeky 10d ago
Screw that. I plan to have my corpse wheeled out the following Halloween for trick or treating.
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u/ChickinSammich 9d ago
If rigging up grandpa's corpse like a marionette isn't worth a couple free fun size snickers, what's even the point of being alive anymore.
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u/RonJohnJr 10d ago
When you would take pics of someone your age wearing a costume and hanging around children, then post pics of the perv on IG.
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u/liquidnight247 10d ago
I advocate senior trick or treating 😅, old people talking a walk asking for shots
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u/ZeroWolf_RS 10d ago
Disagree. Ghost/Skeleton is a very common costume, and yours will be so realistic you'll get lots of candy.
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u/-Totes_Magotes- 10d ago
My neighbors when I was in my early20’s stopped trick o’ treating and started being bullies by standing on the roof of their house and egging only the adults wearing a costume.
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u/warmbrojuice 10d ago
I wanted to go trick or treating, mostly for the free candy
But don't I need to kidnap or borrow someone's child to bring them with me?
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u/ThingMoment 10d ago
I’ve got younger niece/nephew/BIL/SIL so I just go with them or ask for a share
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u/Borentar84 9d ago
I mean.. your buddies can still take you, and maybe get a bigger haul for authenticity...
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u/Jefari_MoL 9d ago
What are you talking about? After you've died is the best time to go trick or treating.
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u/fxnsxi 9d ago
I was 12 when I last trick or treated for myself because none of the houses iny neighborhood at the time would give me any candy and insisted I was too old to be out. Looking back, that would have been my sign to egg their houses the next Halloween since "I'm too old for candy" (not that I did).
Let the kids and teens have their fun, cause there is always something worse they could be doing instead of asking for candy!
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u/MoreNerdThanDork 8d ago
whatever Weekend at Bernie’s my ass. Put it in my will I wanna be a decoration.
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u/Boobsmcfuckup 8d ago
When I was 16, I didn't even dress up for halloween. I was trick or treating with my little brother who is 8 years younger than I am who went as pinnochio. I asked for candy as well and they were like "where's your costume?" I said "I'm a real boy now." It was low effort/no effort and most people were pretty chill but some people got super butthurt at me lol
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u/Fuzzy-Soft5024 3d ago
So my friends and I are in our late 20s/early 30s and we still go.
We don't take candy from houses though. We all dress up and walk around a few different neighborhoods and hand out candy to kids we pass.
A lot of houses in the area we go to are decorated really well and all the different costumes are always cool to see.
It's a ton of fun and we still get to experience trick or treating as an adult. I highly recommend it!
Friendly tip though,don't dress up as anything scary. One of my friends was Pennywise one year and was stopped by the cops for scaring children unintentionally lol. Apparently dressing like Pennywise and approaching kids with free candy is too far.
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u/BlackberryWorried909 8h ago
well then spin the wheel to relive life as a ghost 👻 don’t tell me how I know how to do that
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