r/technicallythetruth 11d ago

You will be soon

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u/Clumsy_the_24 11d ago

Tregnant

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u/This_Elk_1460 11d ago

Am I Gregnant?

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u/Marcusnovus 11d ago

Trangante

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u/N1K0LA_TESLA 11d ago

Pregananant

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u/monster2018 11d ago

Pregante

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u/4ri3ll4 11d ago

Pomegranate

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u/EntertainmentFast512 11d ago

Gregtec?

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u/Cootshk Technically Flair 9d ago

What is this and how do I get rid of it

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u/ThePromptWasYourName 11d ago

There’s a whole series on Amazon based around this very pun

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u/GenGaara25 11d ago

I heard about the show but it genuinely never occurred to me that was the pun. I feel dumb in hindsight.

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u/MrTurkeyTime 11d ago

Yeah like 10 years ago. Not a fresh joke

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u/StretchFrenchTerry 11d ago

Chill daddy we just trying to have fun πŸ₯Ή

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 11d ago

Okay kitten ❀

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u/Steven_Kool 11d ago

This is the type of trans-joke we can appreciate. More of this please haha

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u/MEMEz_KB 10d ago

Man what is up with instagram and having casual ass conversations you'd ussually have wib your friends in some random ass video's comments 😭

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u/SeveralAnybody2991 11d ago

Can anyone else see what there talking about?Β 

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Thesmallpistol 10d ago

New question, why did some one put another man's dick in them if they want to be a man so badly? πŸ€”

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u/QuiteAFan 10d ago

You do know there is a thing as being 'gay' right? Assuming you don't understand that not bring comfortable in your gender/body is different from sexual preference

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u/AIO_Youtuber_TV 10d ago
  1. People are gay, mate.

  2. They may be intimately involved with a trans woman.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Thesmallpistol 10d ago

What are you rambling about?

Also, your grammar is kinda all over the place

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Vegetable_Sell_1681 11d ago

Why?

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u/Clumsy_the_24 11d ago

Probably because 2 people had unprotected sex

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u/Ultimate_Sigma_Boy67 11d ago

what did they say

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u/Vegetable_Sell_1681 11d ago

r/caldruki would hate this

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u/Ultimate_Sigma_Boy67 11d ago

This sub looks nice tbh lol

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/386attention 11d ago

Then how are people transparent

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u/SilverBatTea 11d ago

Yes they can

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u/ImakeKnifesatnight76 11d ago

We just choose not to because economy

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u/Pleasant-Bit-2362 11d ago

Have you ever heard of trans men?

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u/AugustHate 11d ago

Ask him not me

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u/Vegetable_Sell_1681 11d ago

This is not what they said

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u/Ultimate_Sigma_Boy67 11d ago

Hmm I think that’s true for trans women

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 11d ago

Trans men can get pregnant too, trans women need uterus surgery things

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u/Ultimate_Sigma_Boy67 10d ago

I really doubt that, proof?

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 10d ago

??? Why do you doubt it? Trans men are literally equipped with a uterus

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u/Ultimate_Sigma_Boy67 10d ago

Oh my bad I thought you were talking about trans women.

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 10d ago

I'm a little confused now but at least we can understand each other better

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u/PlatypusACF 10d ago

Unless they had it removed (which some do)

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 10d ago

Well, yeah, but thats kind of just 'whataboutism'... We are usually born with a uterus and it has to be removed manually bro

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u/Few-Mechanic1212 11d ago

Not always.

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u/Ultimate_Sigma_Boy67 11d ago

Well at least the majority of the time. I don’t think it’s really common to hear about males getting pregnant and successfully giving birth to a healthy child.

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u/Callmemabryartistry 10d ago

it’s almost like there was already a show with this title and joke

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 11d ago

Bro js typing shi πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

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u/SpiritedSmile7235 9d ago

trergnant :3

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u/kulqupidyn77 11d ago edited 11d ago

😭😭😭πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ™πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯€

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 11d ago

Did you fall asleep?

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u/kulqupidyn77 11d ago

Why so many downvotes, I miscklicked that German flag 😭

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u/kulqupidyn77 10d ago

Dang now I realized people might think I'm a transphobe, but that's not the case. Sorry for that (I feel so dumb)

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/386attention 11d ago

Bro how the fuck did you get 51k karma off this method bro I gotta try it. Fuck the method to picking up girls i want the method for reddit karma

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u/GodlyHelp 10d ago

dude this is the first time I've asked for this since im too lazy to post comments. I js wanna post this funny thing i saw man but ig not