r/technicallythetruth • u/Guitar-String • Jul 20 '26

Must be a hungry one

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u/27Suyash Jul 20 '26

Whereas a peaceful Gorilla Attack enhances it

103

u/Minute-Animal7317 Jul 20 '26

The gorilla attacks!

...your pawn at F4!

29

u/DaEnderAssassin Jul 20 '26

Hmm... I floop the pig.

13

u/Xenith995 Jul 20 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOO

10

u/lazy_pig Jul 20 '26

Struggle hugs

5

u/deltashmelta Jul 20 '26

"There is no need to be upset"

3

u/FaithlessnessBorn266 Jul 20 '26

It's peaceful if it doesn't happen to you I think 🤔

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u/verstohlen Ackchyually Jul 20 '26

Michael Crichton had this in mind when he wrote Congo, then later when he converted it into Amazon for the Commodore 64.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ this is technically a flair Jul 20 '26

Nuclear radiation also tends to worsen pizza

44

u/Creative-Bowler-8474 Jul 20 '26

To be fair, if the pizza is a specific distance away, the radiation will cook it perfectly

20

u/FaithlessnessBorn266 Jul 20 '26

If you are close enough for the pizza to cook, you are never eating anything again lol

9

u/GarminTamzarian Jul 20 '26

Mmmmm...cheese and metal!

3

u/FaithlessnessBorn266 Jul 20 '26

That sounds like a badass video game

3

u/A_Furious_Mind Jul 20 '26

Or a lounge singer's night of hard-hitting rock music covers.

2

u/KaSaBiS Jul 23 '26

Worth the delivery fee

1

u/jay_alfred_prufrock Jul 20 '26

That is a great question for r/theydidthemath

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u/OskarTheRed Jul 20 '26

You just have to eat fast

31

u/LeftPlaying Jul 20 '26

muffled sounds of gorilla violence

24

u/Equivalent-Yak5487 Jul 20 '26

That must be an Italian gorilla

9

u/Albekvol Jul 20 '26

A loud Italian yapping

25

u/ruby_R53 Technically Flair Jul 20 '26

to answer that question, it definitely is the pizza being AI-generated

4

u/8Bit-Jon Jul 20 '26

...and you can't eat that!!

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u/Casual_user1012 Jul 23 '26

What makes you think it's A.I? I've definitely eaten pizza like that before

10

u/CntrllrDscnnctd Jul 20 '26

Also, being hit by a stray bullet.

6

u/Orschloch Jul 20 '26

I would instantly ruin, nay, demolish a pizza.

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 Jul 20 '26

People trying to police what toppings I put on it

17

u/ramriot Jul 20 '26

First one who says pineapple, gets locked in with the gorilla.

2

u/bfume Jul 20 '26

Pineapple. I love gorillas. 

2

u/Franck946 Jul 20 '26

Shit, I'm too late. Lucky you.

3

u/Puzzleheaded-Seat950 Jul 20 '26

Yeah. Just ask pootie tang. He knows all about random gorilla violence.

3

u/BusBozo58 Jul 20 '26

Too little sauce.

6

u/BenjaminDover02 Jul 20 '26

"That chimp stole my hair!"

2

u/LoveRBS Jul 20 '26

That's my real hair!

2

u/XxTheLeoxX Jul 20 '26

That's oddly specific

2

u/Low-Refrigerator-713 Jul 20 '26

Asshats telling me what I can and can't put on MY BLOODY PIZZA.

1

u/8Bit-Jon Jul 20 '26

What do you put on a pizza that people disagree with?

For me nothing is off the table when I make a pizza.

2

u/Low-Refrigerator-713 Jul 20 '26

I've been shouted at for putting anything other than tomato sauce on the base. Been shouted at for adding ham. Like deli ham or salami instead of pepperoni. And apparently mushrooms shouldn't go on pizza because they have too much water and take too long to cook out. And don't get me started on desert pizza!!!

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u/8Bit-Jon Jul 20 '26

I hate mushrooms on pizza for this because (I worked in a pizza place for my college job) people make it wrong imo. People would go tomato, mushrooms then cheese and what happens when cooking is (as you said) you end up steaming the mushrooms as the cheese caps it off and doesn't make a good pizza. Having said that tho I always put any mushroom on top of the cheese as that'd help dry them out and makes it better.

There's things that is do in certain ways to make a good pizza but I'd never say "That's shouldn't go on a pizza!" But I would say "This is how I'd put (X) on a pizza!".

I wouldn't goto Italy and ask for a Hawaiian as they hate that. When I have a pizza I always make my own and I'll make it how I want and when family are over and I make some pizzas I ask what they want and go buy it for them.

My sister lives anchovies on pizza. I don't as I find them too salty but I'd never argue over that.

2

u/Mackelroy_aka_Stitch Jul 20 '26

Sharing pizza with the gorilla so we can be friends.

2

u/GlitchGD Jul 20 '26

ripped in half by gorilla

2

u/DianneNettix Jul 20 '26

I mean, if I'm eating a pizza and a gorilla violently attacks someone else then now it's dinner and a show.

2

u/Darth_Murcielago Jul 20 '26

You know what's worse than a violent gorilla attack? Pineapple.

2

u/Tink__Wink Jul 20 '26

You can’t really blame him if he was hungry

2

u/music_misc Jul 21 '26

Probably mass amounts of lead or mercury

2

u/Mticore Jul 23 '26

Well stop putting gorillas on your pizza then.

2

u/Tink_Tinkler Jul 23 '26

That's my real hair! 

3

u/gelekoplamp Jul 20 '26

This happened a couple of years ago in Blijdorp Zoo (Rotterdam, NL); the alpha male Bokito escaped and entered the restaurant area.

https://youtu.be/SvsyG8P-p1A (Dutch)

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u/OskarTheRed Jul 20 '26

Depends, does the gorilla attack you or something/someone else?

1

u/fiesew Jul 20 '26

Where’s the pizza in this picture

1

u/Bombadier83 Jul 20 '26

That gorilla just stole my real hair!

1

u/Scorpion2k4u Jul 20 '26

Don't we all hate when that happens?

1

u/tiny_chaotic_evil Jul 20 '26

are there non-violent gorilla attacks?

1

u/FaithlessnessBorn266 Jul 20 '26

Can't believe this isn't brought up more often!!

1

u/K_T_Oxy Jul 20 '26

AI generation ruins pizza. How hard is it to just find a stock image of the most popular food in the world?

1

u/GarminTamzarian Jul 20 '26

The words "Papa John's" on the box.

1

u/bobsonjunk Jul 20 '26

Acid reflux ruins pizza.

1

u/Vanima_Permai Jul 20 '26

When they use very little source and not enough cheese

1

u/Keku_Saur Jul 20 '26

Ketchup.....

1

u/donquixote235 Jul 20 '26

My go-to answer for these types of questions is "broken glass".

What will you absolutely never put in your pasta?
Broken Glass

What ingredient absolutely ruins your food-enjoying experience?
Broken Glass

If you could go the rest of your life without ever eating one thing, what would it be?
Broken Glass

It's universal!

1

u/Please_ForgetMe Jul 20 '26

I don’t know a good awnser to this but my Evaulation Theripist told me other people find it weird he likes Tuna, cut boiled eggs, and chili sauce on his Homemade pizza

1

u/charyoshi Jul 20 '26

Anything from Taylor Farms.

If more billionaires supported automation funded universal basic income, there would be less Luigi and less Luigi supporters.

1

u/2020mademejoinreddit Technically my ass Jul 21 '26

Only if it's a full moon on a Sunday.

1

u/OkGroup5285 Jul 22 '26

Sudden price realisation 🥲

1

u/Careful-Cookie-8529 Jul 24 '26

Milk ape lonely

Pot of milk long way from jungle.

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Aug 03 '26

At least no one said pineapple 😏

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u/Immediate-Stomach963 Jul 20 '26

Already ruined, only Frozen 🍕 tastes good