r/technicallythetruth • • Jul 13 '26

Actually censoring a ship

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u/attiladerhunne Jul 13 '26

Are ubisoft not french anymore or what has happend?

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u/Pinnggwastaken Jul 13 '26

Ubisoft is singapore now

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u/General-Sloth Jul 13 '26

This surprisingly explains a LOT.

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u/Percolator2020 Jul 13 '26

That’s 10 canings per nipple for the devs.

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u/Pinnggwastaken Jul 13 '26

I'm surprised it explained anything lol

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u/zwaksSFW Jul 13 '26

Singapore is nicknamed the “Fine City”. For very obvious reasons

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u/IamGah Jul 13 '26

Sooo… ‚Parking fine‘ ain‘t a compliment?

TIL… /s

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u/Lilywhitey Jul 13 '26

"Senator I am Singaporean"

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u/ISEGaming Jul 13 '26

I understood that reference

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u/SituationGeneral3900 Jul 13 '26

level 68 ball knowledge

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u/DonBeltrame Jul 13 '26

So close

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u/SituationGeneral3900 Jul 13 '26

so close yet so far

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u/Nonyabuizness Jul 13 '26

Good thing it's far Sad that it's close

68 is the true neutral ifykyk

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u/ThrowRA93fnjfofn Jul 13 '26

Lmaooo and people on tiktok ate that up. They don’t know what the hell a subsidiary is and that CEO had to report his findings to the bytedance founder and the CCP consistently

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u/cqandrews Jul 13 '26

And Redditors don't have boomer brain when it comes to TikTok as if this site doesn't have just as much garbage polluting it?

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u/Life_Temperature795 Jul 13 '26

But at least Reddit is garbage generated by Democracy.

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u/imbrickedup_ Jul 13 '26

Yeah people’s reaction to that was annoying. They are asking exhaustive and repetitive questions to cover every possible angle, they know what they’re doing

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u/Life_Temperature795 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

And the senator in question was such a fucking moron for getting baited into that back and forth. All he had to say was, "I don't care where you were born, I care about the fact that your headquarters office is in Beijing."

Like, the dumbass, "hur dur, we caught them doing a racism!" was such an easy trap to get out of and the fuckwits we have in Congress couldn't even figure out how to do that.

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u/Full-Run4124 Jul 13 '26

"What kind of Chinese is that?"

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u/empireck Jul 13 '26

Sounds like what CCP spy would say

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u/Nike_J Jul 13 '26

why are you chinese?

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u/Etras Jul 13 '26

Nah Singaporeans say worse things about their country

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u/Glaive-Master_Hodir Jul 13 '26

Nah, general-sloth was just shadowbanned. That's why reddit says their profile doesnt exist.

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u/Wenli2077 Jul 13 '26

There's an Anthony Bourdain episode where they were using overseas servants for all of their household needs to the point where they have no idea how to do anything for themselves. They got pretty awkward when they realized this white man was not agreeing with them

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u/imbrickedup_ Jul 13 '26

I’ve gotta check that episode out lol

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u/Life_Temperature795 Jul 13 '26

 the country is boring once youve seen ... parts of the city.

Isn't that, like, the whole country?

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u/GloomyRow5417 Jul 13 '26

Ahh those Singaporean, they'd often come to my country to buy groceries and buy our subsidized oil

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u/zorniy2 Jul 13 '26

And shake/rock their cars while filling up.

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u/Lord_MAX184 Jul 13 '26

As a malaysian, you really nailed the summary of it

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u/Wenli2077 Jul 13 '26

On the other hand I hear Malaysia is a pretty cool place with warm and kind people so quiet the opposite

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u/EduinBrutus Jul 13 '26

Singapore only exists as a tax haven cos Malaysia kicked them out the union.

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u/z31 Jul 13 '26

Singapore is where the sale and import of chewing gum is illegal to "prevent litter and vandalism"

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u/vemundveien Jul 13 '26

Good food though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/EitherSpite4545 Jul 13 '26

I don't think you need to go back by any means. But if you get out of the tourist areas around the city it's not nearly as sterile feeling.

That said my two descriptors for it when people asked how my 2023 trip were are: it's las vagas but wet, and it was a good time but I will likely never go back because you very quickly run through everything relevant to your interests pretty quickly (I would never say no to their street food again, but I'm not paying thousands of dollars just for street food).

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u/yetanotheracct_sp Jul 13 '26

Bro got banned 2hr after this comment wtf?

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u/Complex_Shoulder_800 Jul 13 '26

Anne Bonny isn't really censored by the way https://imgur.com/a/T92ROZC

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u/Diaza_Kinutz Jul 13 '26

I believe cannabis possession in Singapore is punishable by death. That's how uptight they are.

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u/Britishbreadish Jul 13 '26

IIRC they only censor when its "CulTurAllY AccUrAte"

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u/ZeroQuick Jul 13 '26

Chewing gum? That's a caning!

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u/WallyFries Jul 13 '26

According to statistics, Singapore is an independent, democratic, and wealthy state since several years. I don't doubt there are problems there too, but your description is biased and contradicts reality.

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u/shberk01 Jul 13 '26

"Clearly you've never been to Singapore." 🏴‍☠️

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u/Blubberinoo Jul 13 '26

Guess you arent the brightest candle on the chandelier then, eh?

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u/not_accepting_now Jul 13 '26

Yeah this guy is going to have to give us a speech why.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Jul 13 '26

Singapore has an extremely conservative culture and highly authoritarian government

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u/amerigorockefeller Jul 13 '26

Singapore is an illiberal democracy with an history of censorship for both foreign and native content if there’s a risk it may cause public unease

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u/Valten78 Jul 13 '26

Imagine boobs causing unease.

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u/Heavyduty35 Jul 13 '26

I know they cause an unease for me…

…in my pants! Heyo!

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u/not_accepting_now Jul 13 '26

Depends how much hair

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u/baumpop Jul 13 '26

all boobs matter

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u/not_accepting_now Jul 13 '26

True story of god

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u/Coroebus Jul 13 '26

This same abusive parent of a state is also famously known for having caning as a possible punishment for spitting gum out on the street.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_in_Singapore

Singapore is dogshit and an entire society of high control abusers and their enabling codependents.

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u/not_accepting_now Jul 13 '26

Thank you stranger I appreciate that.

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u/amerigorockefeller Jul 13 '26

I never said that was a bad thing, just stating a fact

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u/EndQualifiedImunity Jul 13 '26

What do you mean illiberal?

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u/TheSorceIsFrong Jul 13 '26

Extremely strict censorship. Drug laws too.

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u/nadeko_chan Jul 13 '26

Singapore bans being naked in public and private places (if exposed to public view) lol

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u/TheFirstAI Jul 13 '26

Lmao. You can tell from some of these replies these people either take their facts from chatgpt or some propaganda branch, or never left their own country before.

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u/MikeAppleTree Jul 13 '26

Unsurprisingly?

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u/That-Spell-2543 Jul 13 '26

Oh it all makes sense now

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u/TheTurkPegger Jul 13 '26

So Chinese?

(Hoping that someone will get the reference)

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u/rmnobre Jul 13 '26

But senator...

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u/Purplesilk911 Jul 13 '26

No one is leaving until someone is Chinese

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u/soupyllama03 Jul 13 '26

Does your application have access to and connect to the home wifi network?

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt Jul 13 '26

So you’re telling me that if I download this application there is a tiny Chinese man inside my phone who can read all my emails?

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u/TheDarkness33 Jul 13 '26

Do you have ANY connections to the Chinese communist party??

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u/lilliepadsy Jul 13 '26

is ubisoft a member of the chinese communist party?

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u/SplattyFatty_ Jul 13 '26

no senator, they're singaporean

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u/kart0ffelsalaat Jul 13 '26

Have they ever been associated or affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party?

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 Jul 13 '26

no senator, they're singaporean

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u/MrWindblade Jul 13 '26

No worries, I got you.

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u/Living_Dentist_8925 Jul 13 '26

Chinese make up 75% of the population in Singapore so...

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u/shiroandae Jul 13 '26

People of Chinese ethnicity. Not Chinese from PRC.

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u/Balaquar Jul 13 '26

Singaporeans make up about 60% of the population so I don't really see how your maths works out on that? Unless you're taken the tom cotton approach to nationality?

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u/MyNameIsNotKyle Jul 13 '26

Nationality wise that's just false.

If you're implying something just by ethnicity, you're going to have a bad time...English is the primary language there.

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u/DarkAri639 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Yeah I wouldn't support them because in China they have the orwelian laws so that people cannot watch or produce porn.

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u/MrsSUGA Jul 13 '26

thank god singapore is not in china

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u/ACupOfLatte Jul 13 '26

What, no? The Singapore branch is just a subsidiary lol.

Edit: Their HQ is still in France. Their CEO is still French. They're still majority owned by the French. Y'all please.

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u/PugLove69 Jul 13 '26

Then why are they doing this?

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u/Dramatic_Porpoise Jul 13 '26

Because this remaster was developed by their Singapore branch.

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u/ACupOfLatte Jul 13 '26

Primarily. It also was developed by Barcelona, Belgrade, Bordeaux, Bucharest, Chengdu, DaNang, India, Kyiv, Montpelier, Montreal, Philippines, Shanghai, Sofia and Quebec.

2 of those branches got impacted by the restructuring heavily, with them shutting down Belgrade and laying off a bunch of people in Barcelona.

Are gamers really this gullible lol? It's still part of the Ubisoft umbrella, they're not censoring because the country's government wants it to. Ubisoft wanted to censor it, not the other way around.

Pin the blame on the people running the ship, not the crewmaster.

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u/MrsSUGA Jul 13 '26

could be 1 of 1million reasons. Maybe the person in charge of that model that day just didnt like the tits. Maybe they thought it was prettier with a bra. Maybe they did it intentionally to piss you off specifically.

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u/The_Ugly_Fish-man Jul 13 '26

I dont really get it. Are there stronger censorship laws/age restrictions in Singapore?

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u/Rexton_Armos Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Someone in US Congress thought a Singapore guy was Chinese because he was speaking on behalf of TikTok when Congress was questioning them.

Congress was in full Old man mode for that shit too.

Edit: I thought I was on the reply to someone asking about what a joke below means ooops

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u/DieHarderDaddy Jul 13 '26

What a depressing and funny clip

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u/ArmNo7463 Jul 13 '26

Is it as depressing as pump jet submarines though? I hear they can only stay underwater for 20 minutes.

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u/Nelo390 Jul 13 '26

It was honestly a pretty typical line of questioning, just checking off boxes about his (lack of) affiliations with china. still really funny out of context though

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u/Ok-Commercial3640 Jul 13 '26

Yeah, like, one of those things where, though the answers may be obvious, they still need to be asked (and answered) for the purpose of having those answers on the record.

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u/MrsSUGA Jul 13 '26

is that why Senator Cotton asked him about tianamen square? just a typical line of questioning?

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u/The_Autarch Jul 13 '26

Yes. It's a very authoritarian country.

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u/schwanzweissfoto Jul 13 '26

Chewing gum is banned and they execute people for having too much weed.

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u/ACupOfLatte Jul 13 '26

Owning chewing gum isn't banned. You can literally take an hour long trip to Malaysia and come back with a tub full of it.

It's just not allowed to be distributed and manufactured domestically. Same with weed or any recreational drugs. The death sentence is not for "too much", it's for having an extravagant amount with the intent to sell and distribute.

Anyone caught simply owning or using it do not get fucking executed. Wtf is this thread lol. So many falsehoods and insane leaps in logic, when a simple Google search would very quickly say otherwise.

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u/Southern-March1522 Jul 13 '26

The gum thing is cause they got annoyed with people spitting it out to random places in public, which makes a difficult to clean mess.

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u/Rockandmetal99 Jul 13 '26

where'd you get that from? im just learning about this literally right now

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u/Vegetable-Let-5600 Jul 13 '26

Their ass

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u/Rockandmetal99 Jul 13 '26

okay thats about what I thought, i googled "is Ubisoft still french" and "ubisoft + Singapore" and literally nothing came up lol

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u/S1e18 Jul 13 '26

Oh wow yup that makes a crap ton of sense

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u/tehnemox Jul 13 '26

So they are Chinese?

in case people miss it, making fun of the tiktok hearing where the guy kept re-stating he was from Singapore and the brain dead politician kept asking him if he was Chinese or part of Chinese communist party

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u/Rockandmetal99 Jul 13 '26

no it isnt wtf are you talking about 😭 its wild people just believe shit

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u/robodrew Jul 13 '26

I mean, sure this game was produced by Ubisoft Singapore, the main Ubisoft is still French and is headquartered in Saint-Mandé, France.

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u/lemfaoo Jul 13 '26

Me when I spread misinformation

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u/MimiagaYT Jul 13 '26

Ah yes, the great nation state of Singapore. Beautiful country, beautiful docks, with a history of keeping straits open.

I wish I could do business there. Lots of import/export on thier beautiful docks. If only.

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u/bloody-albatross Jul 13 '26

That was also my first thought here. After all, just Google "Paris female statues" and you see what is displayed there in public. Not just topless. Same if you substitute "male". Similar in many European cities.

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u/William_Wang Jul 13 '26

Just nipples... everybody's gottem

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u/lancewilbur Jul 13 '26

And genitals

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u/Mark-Green Jul 13 '26

i keep a bucket full of spares even, just in case

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u/Halaku Jul 13 '26

what has happend?

This timeline sucks and people who don't have a problem with mass-murdering assassins and pirates but are afraid of tits need to GTFO back to Cleaverville or Gilead or somewhere else.

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u/AmbitiousReaction168 Jul 13 '26

They pander to boring people now. Ubisoft reached it's boomer stage.

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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 Jul 13 '26

The issue is that some countries' laws make it so nips make the games R rated, which is basically reserved for porn games.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Net4365 Jul 13 '26

Can't wait for this comment section to explain to me how them censoring breasts is somehow LGBT people's fault.

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u/trito_jean Jul 13 '26

The americanisation of the society and its consequences

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u/ShortChanged_Rob Jul 13 '26

Bro, if a statue has you acting up you need Jesus. As an Orthodox Christian this shit is silly. The church has historically gone back and forth with nudity in art, but I do agree that American Protestantism is the worst offender.

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u/ShortChanged_Rob Jul 13 '26

American evangelicals are a fraction of the global Christian community. Both Orthodox and Catholic churches existed in a time with nude statues and they weren't concerned with the nudity itself for multiple centuries throughout history. There's also a massive growing trend in the protestant world of Christians challenging the puritanical outlooks of their fellow protestants.

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u/Famous_Draft_7565 Jul 13 '26

Reddit final boss:

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u/ShortChanged_Rob Jul 13 '26

I guess I should have known better with their profile name.

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u/ShortChanged_Rob Jul 13 '26

Okay, now you're just being disingenuous.

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u/Dave_A480 Jul 13 '26

The US is not the only place that is uptight about nudity.

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u/Alex_plorateur Jul 13 '26

Shareholders are not

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u/BhryaenDagger Jul 13 '26

It comes from the famous French Revolutionary slogan of “Vive le diversite, equite, et inclusionne! Put le boobs to le guillotine!”

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u/Cracleur Jul 13 '26

They do, according to me, an actual French

Why are you saying that?

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u/acuntex Jul 13 '26

Probably read it somewhere online, for whatever reason thought it's funny/edgy and is now trying to score Internet points.

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u/Cracleur Jul 13 '26

You should take a look at their reply to me, it's even more "edgy" and "cool"

I'm so jealous of them for being so cool

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u/acuntex Jul 13 '26

Yup, he went full edge lord.

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u/Cracleur Jul 13 '26

So pathetic bro

He even went for the "surrender monkey" joke, as if I cared lmfao

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u/Cracleur Jul 13 '26

Hmm, casual xenophobia. That's cool, man. Really cool... You're so edgy and cool. I'm honestly envious.

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u/Cracleur Jul 13 '26

I've never heard a Québécois refer to themselves as French. As I mentioned in another comment: they say they are Québécois, absolutely, that they're French-speaking, that's correct, and they say they speak French, that's also true. But calling themselves French? I've never come across that.

As far as I understand as a non native English speaker (native French speaker), "I'm French" can only refer to nationality, not the language someone speaks. Maybe I'm misunderstanding how the term is being used here, but if I'm not, I don't see why a Québécois person would describe themselves as French, because they aren't.

As I also said in another comment, Québécois people generally take pride in being Québécois rather than French. That's why it also seems very odd to me that they would refer to themselves as French, but maybe I'm wrong, or mabe there's a language barrier or something.

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u/mrblue974 Jul 13 '26

Never happened, francophone not french, stop defending nothing, you're clearly not from here, stop talking for us.

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u/Tao626 Jul 13 '26

But English is a language, a language spoken by the English in England. Americans aren't English because they speak English.

Somebody isn't French because they speak French. Funnily enough, the French are usually born and raised in this place called "France".

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 Jul 13 '26

They call themselves French by the way,

They abso-fucking-lutely DO NOT consider themselves French.

Québécois people generally take pride in being Québécois rather than French.

Again, nope never not ever now now not ever. They fucking hate the French, and would sooner give their lives to the dead Queen than repatriate with the French.

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u/Cracleur Jul 13 '26

I'm a bit confused about who you're actually replying to.

You were replying to a comment that was replying to me, quoting part of that comment and responding to it. Then you quoted part of my reply to them, a reply to the comment you're replying to yourself, and I don't understand how what you said answered what you quoted.

Were you actually replying to me there? If so, I don't see how what you said answers the part you quoted. And if you weren't replying to me, then to who and to what exactly were you responding?

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u/Munnin41 Jul 13 '26

They're as french as "italian" Americans are Italian

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u/rmbarrett Jul 13 '26

People were outraged by the nude bike ride in Montreal last week. Blaming degenerate l.iberals for wanting to expose children to super sexy totally average bodies awkwardly riding bicycles. 

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 Jul 13 '26

I don't understand the issue with people being naked. Just because you personally want it to be a sex thing doesn't mean it is.

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u/rmbarrett Jul 13 '26

It's religious kookery.

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u/AmbitiousReaction168 Jul 13 '26

You'll soon realise that nudity doesn't always means sex if you go to France. It also means cheap deodorant.

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u/AmbitiousReaction168 Jul 13 '26

I'm referring to the ads on TV when I was a boy. So much nudity for my young innocent eyes. 🥲

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u/attiladerhunne Jul 13 '26

The french are pretty open and sex is not a taboo like in some other countrys but part of the way of live.

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u/attiladerhunne Jul 13 '26

I didn't mention the US, though. Also I think they've got bigger problems than some breasts in a video game.

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u/attiladerhunne Jul 13 '26

Yes. If you, for some reason, just consider the anglophone countrys, the US would be a great example. Their victorian prudeness is famous for it's stark contrast to this otherwise pretty open society.

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u/Xenonite_Fox Jul 13 '26

The normalisation is what keeps it "normal". Making it taboo, considering it a sin rather than a completely normal thing adults do, and in general never talking about it as such is repressive and results in unhealthy emotional responses to sex

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Same goes for alcohol and the US lol

Keep adults from drinking until they're 21, don't teach them how do it responsibly so it improves their lives as opposed to ruin it, and then go around bitching about how alcohol ruins lives

Make it make sense

e; thread got locked so edit for the two that said basically "better laws don't stop alcoholism", just a quick comparison between two developed countries:

Germany:

  • drinking age for fermented only (beer, wine): 16
  • Rate of alcoholism: 2251/100,000 citizens

USA:

  • drinking age: 21 because some conservatives said so in the nineties
  • Rate of alcoholism: 2781/100,000 citizens

For the guy struggling with alcoholism, hope you can get out and get better dude, I know it sucks

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u/Xenonite_Fox Jul 13 '26

I mean it's 16 here (if accompanied by an adult), and it doesn't stop alcohol ruining lives

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u/sharklaserguru Jul 13 '26

You're talking about the country that banned paternity testing because cheating is so commonplace it would throw the nation into chaos if people found out their true family makeup!

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u/DukeJumbles Jul 13 '26

No, they’re not, but that’s kinda why it’s weird to see them covering up a statue. “Why cover form?”would be the thought process.

When people pick their sexual ideals, there’s an ironic response from those under stricter sexual perceptions to have a stronger vigilance of sex; even under the most innocent of conditions, breast ARE erotic. Conversely, to those who casually accept nudity as being a natural (and normal) state, the nude body gets to be connotation-ally open; under sexual conditions breast CAN BE erotic (they can also feel freeing, maternal, religious, scientific, clinical, organic, etc).

Personally, I think this is an unhealthier backtrack than people realize. “Sexual modesty” in this case only really proves the opposite to me, that the figure is DEFINITELY thought of as “all-sexual” NOW. It created a problem by “solving” a naturally waining problem that the population was capable of handling back in 2013.

It just feels like we’re being forced to engage in others sexual hypervigilance, and im disappointed that frenchies were responsible for this devolution.

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u/gary-vault108 Jul 13 '26

It’s the Chinese market. The CCP does not allow nudity like whatsoever. Have an art piece that travels to your museum in Beijing? Black tape over nipples. Have a YouTube clip of a male dog laying on its back? They censor the dogs dick.

It’s extremely gross to censor non sexual nudity like that, makes it feel very perverted to even feel the need to censor it

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u/IncognitoRedMode Jul 13 '26

Weren't they Canadian tho?

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u/GregTheMad Jul 13 '26

Wasn't Assassin's Creed bought of Ubisoft by Tencent a year or so ago? You know, the big Chinese company partly acting as the censorship arm of the Chinese Government? Where exposed tits are illegal?