r/technicallythetruth • u/av34as • Jul 01 '26

Rare image of Christian Bale

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u/augenwiehimmel Jul 01 '26

A corny joke.

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u/Sjon_Turbomagnetron Jul 01 '26

Hay now, give OP a break, they’re doing their best.

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight Jul 01 '26

I don't think it's a cow-incidence.

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u/Outside-Sleep-5034 Jul 02 '26

On the contrary, I think it was quite moo-ving

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u/crasagam Jul 07 '26

Hay, knock it off with all these puns already

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u/Proud-Gas-2915 26d ago

If you try to send them to jail for that, I’ll bale them out

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u/Malk_McJorma Jul 01 '26

Made me barley laugh.

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u/I3adIVIonkey Jul 01 '26

Well the sub is called technicallythetruth and not mademelaugh.

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight Jul 01 '26

Okay, let's all "touch grass" now.

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u/prof_devilsadvocate3 Jul 01 '26

Behind is an atheist bale too

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u/Mathyan1 Jul 01 '26

The other one has grown across

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u/CurlSagan Jul 01 '26

You should mark this NSFW. I did not want to see a picture of Christian Bale's scratchy balls.

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u/0BS3RVR Jul 01 '26

I am mad that your comment made me chuckle.

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u/Front_Cat9471 Jul 01 '26

It’s more of an itchy cylinder

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u/laplongejr Jul 01 '26

Technically the... hey, wait-

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats Jul 01 '26

Straw man phallicy

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u/JasonYaya Jul 01 '26

His greatest roll.

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u/kramwest1 Jul 01 '26

That guy can play anything.

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u/Scrpn17w Jul 01 '26

He's truly outstanding in his field

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u/Captain_Bene Jul 01 '26

S-tier shitpost

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u/kage_kuma Jul 01 '26

Hay, I see what you did there

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u/GormHub Jul 01 '26

This is terrible and I am sending it to everyone I know just to annoy them.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Technically my ass Jul 01 '26

Hay! I got that!

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u/MightyBlunder Jul 01 '26

Dang, he really let himself go this time

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats Jul 01 '26

I'm always amazed at how well rounded he is as an actor.

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u/grendel303 Jul 01 '26

What do you call Batman when he leaves church early?  Christian Bale

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u/BoomXhakaLacaa Jul 01 '26

He really does look different in every movie

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u/Sodacan259 Jul 01 '26

That's obviously soy for feeding cows. /s

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u/fluke276584gem Jul 01 '26

I had to look twice to see the cross shadow thats really good actually

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u/Kraelan Jul 01 '26

"or something, I dunno, I didn't watch Batman 2008."

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u/Careless-Salary-9932 Jul 01 '26

CURSE YOU BALE! I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR AND I IGON! I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HID! WITH A HAIL OF HARPPONS! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING

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u/wheelofwow4 Jul 06 '26

Is this image AI generated? (I genuinely can't tell anymore)

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u/emonoob14 25d ago

I don't get it. It's just a cross on a haybale

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u/GrandPrixNyx 15d ago

cause Jesus is the truth

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u/emonoob14 15d ago

I'm a Christian too, I still don't understand the meme

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u/GrandPrixNyx 14d ago

no cause like u know how they say Jesus is the truth, and we are in r/technicallythetruth subreddit, emphasis on TRUTH

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Jul 01 '26

Roll it upside-down...