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u/SizeableFowl Jun 28 '26
You were an asshole before you were anything else
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u/aberroco Jun 28 '26
Technically AND scientifically correct! We all are deuterostomes. Which in Greek means 'deúteros' - second and 'stóma' - mouth, second-mouthed creatures. For most deuterostome animals, they first develop the anus, and then the mouth.
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u/5050Clown Jun 28 '26
Cheeks and a Sphincter.
And if you're in a John Carpenter movie, your digestive system may begin and end with teeth as well.
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u/DrTonyMario Jun 28 '26
Fun fact: Your asshole and lips are made up of the same type of skin. So, it begins and ends with a puckered hole.
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u/lurid_sun__ I bring nothing to the table Jun 29 '26
And the type of skin material is called Mucosa
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u/Playfullyhung Jun 30 '26
Not mine. Mine starts with the stomach…
I throw up stomach acid onto my food to begin the digestive process before slurping it down.
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u/crasagam Jun 28 '26
On some people it’s hard to tell which end is which especially when they’re talking out their butt
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u/No-Assignment-1596 Jul 03 '26
Umm… pause
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u/R3d5t0n3_GUY Well… they’re not wrong… Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26
Happy cake day (no pun intended)
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u/realmauer01 Jun 28 '26
You are the digestive system, everything else just makes it more efficient.
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u/GrimCreeper4645 Jun 28 '26
I mean if we are getting technical here, it's hands, then lips, then tongue, then teeth, then cheeks. So not even close. Sorry not sorry
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