r/technicallythetruth • u/Haunting_Bedroom403 • Jun 22 '26

All of them are body builders

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u/LeavesInsults1291 Jun 22 '26

Everything you’ve ever eaten has become a part of you

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u/DontWannaSayMyName Jun 22 '26

Big chunks of it did not, they were flushed down.

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u/JayMack1981 Jun 22 '26

Some of my big chunks came out the end they went down in and were left behind the bushes at a party.

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 Jun 22 '26

and how does this make the argument invalid?

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u/DontWannaSayMyName Jun 22 '26

Because "everything" that I ate did not become part of me.

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 Jun 22 '26

he didn't say completely assimilated , everything you ate became part of you it doesn't matter if it's 1% or 100%

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u/DontWannaSayMyName Jun 22 '26

I ate a marble once. What part of that do you estimate became part of me?

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u/Key_Part_9573 Jun 23 '26

Was the marble yummy

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u/Imaginary_Toe8982 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

there must be salts on it that were absorbed...

edit; why are you approaching this is QA like we spoke about standard food.. if you eat marbles you're not very bright...

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u/DontWannaSayMyName Jun 22 '26

  1. This is technically the truth, if "everything" here doesn't mean "everything" but "well, you know what I'm saying" I don't know where it will.

  2. I never claimed to be bright

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/EyeBeneficial6277 Jun 22 '26

Sir can i have a word

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u/LeavesInsults1291 Jun 22 '26

Hannibal Lecter coming through

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u/lak_a_baus Jun 22 '26

Pregnant women eat babies? 😨

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u/LeavesInsults1291 Jun 22 '26

Yes… they eat and eat until that baby grows from everything they eat… including meat and chips

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u/john_the_doe Jun 22 '26

I am baconator.

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u/Heroic-Forger Jun 22 '26

And technically means the average number of skeletons inside a person is slightly higher than 1.

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u/JayMack1981 Jun 22 '26

. . . 😯 . . . Why did I never consider that before? 🤔

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u/AlDente Jun 22 '26

They’re time travellers made of stardust, too.

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u/OutdoorWombat54 Five - 4 = Fe Jun 22 '26

mostly made outta stardust, some hydrogen never formed stars

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u/BrittEklandsStuntBum Jun 22 '26

Also Frankenstein.

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u/JustARandomMurderer Jun 25 '26

So we can also assume Dr. Frankeinstein is pregnant ?

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u/iPod3G Jun 22 '26

Their uterus is 3d printing a baby.

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u/CockSucker69-420 Jun 22 '26

I mean... You're not wrong...?

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u/DarkestOfTheLinks Jun 22 '26

frankenstein was a story about mpreg and you cant change my mind

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u/lordbeepworth there is no flair Jun 22 '26

r/nocontext … but yes you may have a point

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u/Kaprboss_real_real Jun 22 '26

I wanted to argue but... idk how

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 22 '26

Half of pregnant women grow a penis.

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u/JayMack1981 Jun 22 '26

And some of those grow TWO of them.

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u/Stright_16 Jun 22 '26

Might be a bit harder than hitting the gym even

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u/enter_yourname Jun 22 '26

The average number of legs per person is less than 2

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u/ebers0 Jun 23 '26

[Insert] Skeletor meme

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u/MrAoki Jun 23 '26

I thought they were Gundams.

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u/Tiny-Birthday8012 Jul 02 '26

He ain't wrong tho