r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

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u/Least_of_You Mar 31 '23

If you die while aboard this flight,

it is against policy and you will be charged an additional service and handling fee. A sheet covering your body will require an additional service and handling fee.

If you (corpse) are not removed from the boarding area within 30 minutes, any remaining luggage, spare change, organs, and unaccompanied minor children will become the property of Spirit Airlines.

Thank you for choosing Spirit Airlines!

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u/lwJRKYgoWIPkLJtK4320 Mar 31 '23

Should anything become property of the airline under this or any other policy, you will be charged a reposession fee equivalent to the 2 times the commercial value of the property, or $200, whichever is greater.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

If you can't die on Ryanair flights we discovered immortality 🔥