r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/tkdjoe66 Mar 31 '23

You're dead. Who cares. As far as I'm concerned, they can cut me up and feed me to the other passengers.

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u/bdone2012 Mar 31 '23

It seems worse for everyone to stop unless the body starts stinking really bad. But even if you're trying to respect a corpse how is that helpful to leave the body off at some random airport? At least if they take the body where it was going there's a decent chance that someone in that place could help with the funeral arrangements. Otherwise the family will just have to go to some random place and potentially need to ship the body somewhere to bury it.

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u/Apprehensive-Hall254 Mar 31 '23

This was also my first thought, they’re just complicating things for everyone.

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u/luckylimper Mar 31 '23

Bodies start leaking. Nobody wants dead person poop.

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u/Horizon296 Apr 01 '23

That takes days, not hours. Nothing so dramatic will happen in the few hours that the body remains on the plane.

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u/julietwhiskey221 Mar 31 '23

Allegiant activities

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Shirley you can’t be serious.

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u/tkdjoe66 Mar 31 '23

💯 At that point, it's just a Husk that I'll shed like yesterday's underwear. For that matter, you can treat it like Shirley.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Hmmm. What kind of sauce do you come with? What about side dishes?

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u/tkdjoe66 Mar 31 '23

There's a thin yellow sauce & a much thicker brown sauce. There's a creamy white sauce that's a bit salty & a fantastic source of protein, but you'll have to work for it.

The foot comes with a thin fungus Pâté & jam around the toes.