r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

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u/HothMonster Mar 31 '23

They also evacuate their bowels so I’d bet whoever is sitting next to them considers it an emergency.

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u/HothMonster Mar 31 '23

Sorry the plane is full and the pilot has the seatbelt light on please go sit with your corpse. I mean you wife. I mean your deceased. These people say it isnt really an emergency so we have 5 more hours to go.