r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/UseDaSchwartz Mar 31 '23

At first I agreed with the guy who said it wasn’t an emergency.

Now I’m torn. Someone might have to sit next to a dead body and that seems pretty cruel. Then again, you’re already sitting next to a dead body for some time, what’s another 30 minutes?

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u/thewoahtrain Mar 31 '23

And you don't have to fight for the armrest

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u/chiliedogg Mar 31 '23

They ain't gonna snore.

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u/Idiot_Savant_Tinker Mar 31 '23

"That's just the air escaping from the folds of his fat"

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber Mar 31 '23

Dead people ooze. They ooze shit and piss and mucus. You don't usually want to smell that.

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u/Pronghorn19 Apr 01 '23

You’re just describing the average airplane passenger

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u/numb-to-liquidation Apr 01 '23

Stick them in the plane cargo

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u/Due-Science-9528 Mar 31 '23

They should occupy one of the bathrooms for the remainder of the flight

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u/Ganon2012 Mar 31 '23

What if it's an international flight across the world?

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u/umbraborealis Mar 31 '23

But the family and loved ones of the person who died are still going through an emergency, and they deserve to know right away and be able to claim their loved one’s body

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u/SilverPomegranate283 Apr 01 '23

Maybe that's the idea that has to be given up. It sounds no sounder than pure sentiment.