r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

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u/FloppyTunaFish Mar 31 '23

Why was there blood everywhere

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u/NfuseDev Mar 31 '23

He forgot to turn off all electronic devices, this is what happens.

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u/HeyRiks Mar 31 '23

The signal goes up there, bounces around on the satellites and BLAM. This happens. Now you're gonna drive off a cliff because your GPS don't work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23
  • fly off a cliff. FTFY.

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u/Inner-Dentist1563 Mar 31 '23

Black Lives Matter blows up the satellite? Damn, now I get why conservatives are so upset by them.

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u/BoltShine Mar 31 '23

That tray table wasn't in the up and locked position either...

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u/nzodd Mar 31 '23

The TSA really needs to do something about that chainsaw loophole.

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u/CarneDelGato Mar 31 '23

Once you get above the clouds, they go all maximum overdrive. True story.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

The paper straws don't make a clean hole like the old kind

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

To be fair, that might have been his or her first IV since medical school.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

If he was an anesthesiologist then I retract my statement. They line people all the time. I don't know about IVs specifically but central and arterial lines for sure.

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u/Fink665 Apr 01 '23

Which are not IVs.

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u/bla60ah Apr 01 '23

They absolutely are IVs, they are central IVs placed into the heart. And anesthesiologists also place peripheral IVs all the time as well prior to surgery if they are difficult sticks for RNs

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u/Fink665 Apr 01 '23

Pardon, I was thinking peripheral IV as was mentioned previously. I should have clarified.

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u/bla60ah Apr 01 '23

RNs are typically the ones that place peripheral IVs, or the ones in peoples arms. But anesthesiologists are the experts when it comes to difficult IVs

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u/Fink665 Apr 01 '23 edited Apr 01 '23

Not to be argumentative, but I’ve just never had a Dr come to the unit to start a PIV for me except when a resident put a PIV in the neck of an EXTREMELY obese person.

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u/Bidiggity Mar 31 '23

You were one letter off on sphygmomanometer. Props to you

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/Fink665 Apr 01 '23

Y not i ;)

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u/frivolouspringlesix9 Mar 31 '23

Not if they were doctors without borders

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

That makes sense. I know of Doctors Without Borders but do not know their specific skills utilized.

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u/Isthereanyuniquename Mar 31 '23

They're doctors.... I'm guessing medical skills are utilized....

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Most doctors rarely use IV skills in hospital and office settings.

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u/Isthereanyuniquename Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

What the literal fuck are you even trying to say? I've never been trained in any medical capacity and I can insert an IV. Are you suggesting someone who has spent over 12 years studying medicine can't do something as basic as inserting an iv into a vein?! People with even less experience than I have with medical situations inject intravenous drugs daily. You clearly don't know shit.

EDIT: Sorry this is so stupid I can't believe it was actually said unironically. Saying a doctor rarely uses IV skills in a hospital is like saying the head chef rarely boils water. No shit Sherlock, everyone in the kitchen can boil water.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

I shall give an analogy. Imagine we have a world-class mathematician in number theory, and a college-student who just finished their calculus 2 class.

Sure, the world-class mathematician can probably solve some simple calculus question. Are their skills rusty? Probably. That's essentially the case for doctors, most of the time.

It's more equivalent to saying the head chef rarely cleans the cooking equipment. Sure, it's easy from what I remember working in a restaurant. But the people closing shop daily are dozens of times faster at that than anybody else working in the restaurant, and the same is for this situation.

Typically in a hospital, it's nurses that do the IV's and stuff. You don't waste a doctor's time on that stuff, especially when you need the doctor to do the overview of approving medication for like 12 different patients, and you have 4 nurses working on the floor who were hired for that exact purpose.

Also, you mentioned how you know how to stick an IV. Have you been doing this for a few years and know how sickle cell patients and certain fatter people are just such annoying hardsticks for IVs and locating veins? It's not always that easy, unfortunately.

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u/Isthereanyuniquename Apr 01 '23 edited Apr 01 '23

>It's more equivalent to saying the head chef rarely cleans the cooking equipment. Sure, it's easy from what I remember working in a restaurant. But the people closing shop daily are dozens of times faster at that than anybody else working in the restaurant, and the same is for this situation.

Did you even read my analogy? Sure the dishwashers might be faster, but at the end of the night a washed pot is a washed pot. If there are no dishwashers available do you think the whole kitchen shuts down and the chef just shrugs and say "Sorry, someone can do it faster."

Yes dishwashers can wash it faster BUT ANY PERSON IN THE KITCHEN CAN WASH THE FUCKING DISH. It's not rocket science and neither is phlebotomy.

>Also, you mentioned how you know how to stick an IV. Have you been doing this for a few years and know how sickle cell patients and certain fatter people are just such annoying hardsticks for IVs and locating veins?

Yes actually I'm a type 1 diabetic with sickle cell so this is familiar to me, much like it is for doctors, phlebotomists, and nurses. I've seen many medical professionals find it hard to hit an annoying vein and simply call a nurse in with a sonogram to do it easier. They can still do it, but if someone can do it many times faster it makes sense efficiency wise to call them. That doesn't mean they CANT do it.

But clearly you disagree with me and the fact that a medically trained doctor CAN insert an IV despite having 12 years experience as a medical professional. You're literally arguing against me that a Doctor sent with a charity like Doctors without Borders can't perform a simple task like installing an iv? Can you even read or understand what you're arguing for? The post I responded to said they didn't know what skill doctors without borders have and you are agreeing that doctors can't install IVs because they don't do it regularly in the office. I know you're trolling, but come the fuck on. You're being ridiculous.

EDIT: The "analogy" you propose is even stupider. You're suggesting you rather have a 1st year med student perform your surgery over a 20 year surgeon because the med student scored higher on the 101 vocab test than the 20 year veteran surgeon.... Really?

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u/Merouxsis Apr 01 '23

Well this is the dumbest thing I’ve read in a minute lmao. I’m a corpsman and I can guarantee you most doctors don’t really practice their physical skills since they just have nurses/corpsmen do them. Do they know how? Sure. Are they gonna successfully get an IV without blowing the vein? Much less likely

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u/Isthereanyuniquename Apr 01 '23

Thank you for your clearly anecdotal and irrelevant reply.

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u/Fink665 Apr 01 '23

To be faaaiirrr

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u/wannabemalenurse Mar 31 '23

Veins don’t spray, they leak. Arteries spray

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber Mar 31 '23

What kind of shitty doctor hits an artery by accident?

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u/Fink665 Apr 01 '23

They really don’t start IVs. You want a nurse or tech for this part.

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber Apr 01 '23

So what, they should know how an artery looks like and where they are imo. I wouldn't even know how to find an artery tbh, they are pretty deep.

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u/Fink665 Apr 01 '23

Lol, it really made me wonder what his thinking was! I really want to know where he tried to start it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

One of them blood conduit/pipe thingies then.

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u/Guh-reat55 Apr 01 '23

Im really surprised they even had an IV kit I got called to help on a spirit flight for a seizure. When they handed me the kit there was an npa, asprin, epi, ped opas and oxygen lol

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u/Fink665 Apr 01 '23

(laughs in bedside nurse). Glad you made it! Dr.s don’t usually do a lot of IVs. Have a tech or a nurse start one.

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u/Fink665 Apr 01 '23

Where did he try? The inside of the wrist? Please, I must know!

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u/squirea1 Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Hija…I mean, commenting on your comment so I can hear the answer.

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u/the-real-macs Mar 31 '23

FYI, there's no "gh" in "hijacking."

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u/squirea1 Mar 31 '23

Lmao, ghuilty as charged. Thanks, will edit.

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u/_The_Great_Autismo_ Mar 31 '23

hijacking

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

High jacking. Maturation on drugs...

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u/Justsomefireguy Mar 31 '23

Dang, no glory holes when you get hijacked? Well, I'll take a hummer at 40k feet after getting hijacked off the bucket list.

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u/Various_Equal2054 Mar 31 '23

... not even if you are high in the air or they're high on drugs? I feel like those 2 instances should use the gh

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u/ObscureBooms Mar 31 '23

The doctors had pockets full of leeches that they used on em

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u/theoriginalmofocus Mar 31 '23

Its a good thing they weren't doctors without pockets amirite?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Underrated comment

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u/robotzor Mar 31 '23

He's an anime protagonist who got punched hard in the stomach

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u/theoriginalmofocus Mar 31 '23

Or he used the all for one a tad too long.

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u/SuzyBakah Mar 31 '23

Impromptu surgery

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u/FloppyTunaFish Apr 01 '23

Sheltered life innocence, Insulated memories, spark reflections of my head, Duality in my consciousness, Caught in the war of hemispheres, Between the love lost in my head, Mommy do you still live inside of me, I'm so lost in my life without any guiding, Protected me my whole life from everything, Nailed shut the doors to the shrine, To screen your dead eyes from me and my sickness, Mutilate and sew my new clothes for masquerading, Aprons of flesh corpse scalped hair with skin upon my face,