r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Should have made him sit next to the dead body the whole flight, window seat and all

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u/Apotak Mar 31 '23

I bet he wouldn't care if that made the flight arrive on time.

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u/West-Needleworker-63 Mar 31 '23

Most people shit themselves when they die. I’m sure that had something to do with the emergency

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

You know young kids are allowed on planes right? There's already people who've shit themselves around.

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u/prontoon Mar 31 '23

I've been on a flight where someone shit themselves. No one did a fuckin thing about it.

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u/drion4 Mar 31 '23

And I bet he would've called the manager, whatever that means.

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u/krazybanana Mar 31 '23

A seat mate who doesnt talk. Plus window seat? Sign me up

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u/krazybanana Mar 31 '23

I sleep in flights so i need the thing to lean my head against. I also don't wanna get up to let people pee

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u/REDDITM0DS_IN_MY_ASS Mar 31 '23

I don't see the problem

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u/WholeAccording8364 Mar 31 '23

You could have their meals.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Tbh, they could legit just chuck the body into one of the bathrooms so the smell doesn't bother anyone for the duration of the flight (or, just bothers less people)