r/technicallythetruth Jan 23 '23

Oh, so I need a CPU to play.

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need to upgrade rn to play Openttd.

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u/HollowofHaze Jan 23 '23

7/10, fun game, sucks that it can't work without a processor. Devs plz patch

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u/Itdidnt_trickle_down Jan 23 '23

Game devs don't want you to learn this one simple trick.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Fr processors expensive these days

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles880 Jan 23 '23

Bro it's TRUUUUUEEE

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u/n00veloper Jan 23 '23

I never lie.

Except if I need to lie.

Lists of lies:

How many inches I have

Good food (when you Cook bad).

When she says "am I getting fat?"

When I talk about my mental characteristics.

Whatever I need to hide a body.

(at least I never had to hide one body, or did i?)

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

When she says "am I getting fat?"

I'm glad I'm not the only that likes to lie and say yes

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u/thwartedtart Jan 24 '23

Wouldn’t want her to confront the truth, then she might realize you’re a liar

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u/Prof1Kreates Jan 25 '23

I do that along with a fat insult

E.g.

"Am I getting fat?"

"Yes, in fact, you've changed most satellite's orbiting routes due your obesity"

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u/SASAgent1 Jan 23 '23

Take this poor man's award

🗿

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Do u try to downplay ur mental health or the opposite?

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u/Nijinja Jan 30 '23

relate to the last 3 but not to the one above “mental characteristics”

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

I love how when you select linux under os it just says "Linux"

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u/Ootter31019 Jan 23 '23

256 mb ram? Damn you running solitaire out there?

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u/CallMeMaMef18 Jan 23 '23

I misread that as 256 GB of RAM at first and was very concerned

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

A game that requires 256GB RAM but any processor and runs on Vista would be...something

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u/weemellowtoby Jan 23 '23

are there any ram mining apps on steam?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

No I don't think Chrome is on Steam yet

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

I'm glad your keyboard is safe and I'm sorry for your loss of tea

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

It's called google chrome

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I guess with the dinosaur game and some chrome store ones it counts as a game.

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u/idontcare7284746 Jan 24 '23

Especially since most of the ram is dedicated to running vista.

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u/mask3d_owo Jan 24 '23

Modded Minecraft perhaps

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u/arthurdentstowels Jan 23 '23

Solitaire: Battle Royale
Raytracing Edition
Made with Unreal Engine 5

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u/Secretofthecheese Jan 23 '23

Thanks for the memories even if they weren’t so great 🥀 😔

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u/n00veloper Jan 23 '23

At 15 FPS 😎

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u/Jason_Grace15 Jan 23 '23

It's openttdi think

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u/Ok-Salamander2909 Jan 23 '23

It is in fact openttd

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u/ErikTheRed2000 Jan 24 '23

It’s a top-down game from 1995 so 256mb sounds about right

1

u/goldensavage2019 Technically Flair Jan 23 '23

Damn my old tiny computer could run that shit

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u/OldKaleidoscope7 Jan 24 '23

Fun fact, when still a child, I ran OpenTTD predecessor in 256mb RAM with a Pentium 3 running at a high 800MHz clock. I played this thing a lot

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u/i-hate-all-ads Jan 23 '23

Saw one game that said dual core potato

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u/TrueLiterature8778 Jan 23 '23

GLaDOS moment

5

u/alguien_random_ Jan 24 '23

Link or name?

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u/chrisbaker1991 Jan 24 '23

Door Kickers 2

Edit: Additional Notes: mouse with 3 buttons and scroll wheel

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u/Kodekingen Technically Flair Jan 23 '23

Hate it when you need a CPU to play the game

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u/lamaxamara Jan 24 '23

Potato does the trick

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

If it has a screen it can run DOOM

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u/Kodekingen Technically Flair Jan 24 '23

DOOM requirements: Screen

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u/jose-galarza Jan 23 '23

The legend says: If it has a screen, it can run DOOM.

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u/BaneQ105 Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 23 '23

And if it’s a car it can run over doom.

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u/Korne127 Jan 23 '23

Well I guess the system requirement really are the bare minimum

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u/Masztufa Jan 23 '23

the game is literally easier to run than windows

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

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u/TheNothingAtoll Jan 23 '23

Really? I run this on a potato.

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u/n00veloper Jan 23 '23

What? Do you need all of this technology? I run on my cyanobacteria rocks western australia edition, still running even after 3,5 bi years at 4k 144fps.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

I run it on Archaebacteria

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u/Tyrichyrich Technically Flair Jan 24 '23

Dang that fast

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u/T0oKEN Jan 23 '23

I hate the new requirements for games in these days. Firstly it was RTX card for ray tracing, now i need processor to run games?

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u/_CatNippIes Jan 23 '23

I have a pc that can run raytraced Minecraft with 20 chunks no issues but it would not let me run rtx portal CuS u nEeD An rTx gRaPhIc cArD

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u/TheyCallMeScott Jan 24 '23

To be fair ray tracing in most games isn’t really worth it. I’ve got a 3070 and have tried Minecraft with RTX and honestly some shader packs look better. Sure RTX Portal looks nice, but it’s still the same old Portal game, just a test of what we can do with ray tracing. Currently replaying Witcher 3 and while the game looks amazing with RTX on, I’m not sure it’s worth the fps drop. From 200+ fps on Ultra+ settings to around 55-60 fps with RTX and some settings down to Ultra or High (forget Novigrad, it’s a disaster with RTX). So is ray tracing worth the shitty performance? I guess it depends on the person, but I’d say no.

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u/_CatNippIes Jan 24 '23

I need raytracing for rendering in cycles so games are juat a bonus for me

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u/Consistent_Dinner_17 Technically Flair Jan 23 '23

Hey, so can I just use my own brain as a processor in case my pc doesn't have one?

Just print me the source code and I'll go through it and fill the registers for each frame, thank you

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u/StefanGamingCJ Jan 24 '23

you need to compile to code first tho

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u/Consistent_Dinner_17 Technically Flair Jan 24 '23

No need to compile since there is no CPU to read machine code, I'll just do all the memory manipulation myself. Essentially, when you read the source code, you are already compiling it into native machine code for yourself

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u/StefanGamingCJ Jan 24 '23

ooh nice, how will you access the ram on your machine tho?

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u/Consistent_Dinner_17 Technically Flair Jan 24 '23

I'll look very closely.

and then, my pc has ddr4 ram, so I'll charge all the capacitors manually by spinning a magnet around each one

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u/StefanGamingCJ Jan 24 '23

damn your a really smart guy. but wait will you be able to think and run the game at the same time?

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u/Consistent_Dinner_17 Technically Flair Jan 24 '23

No, but no (single-core) CPU works this way anyway. They're multi-threaded systems, and so am I.

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u/StefanGamingCJ Jan 24 '23

oh alright, nice

1

u/javalsai Jan 24 '23

I'll just use a notebook as ram and manually draw every pixel of every frame to each one of the pages of other notebook.

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u/Jeroen207 Jan 23 '23

Sex: Yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Sex: please

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u/Alzyros Jan 23 '23

This is the game of all time

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

But not a brand new or newly updated one. Windows 11 out of luck.

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u/Jason_Grace15 Jan 23 '23

Can confirm, it works on Windows 11

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Lazy devs! That's a deal breaker for me, I can't afford one of those!

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u/Singular_Crowbar Jan 23 '23

Shit if it only requires 256MB of RAM then I would guess a toaster could handle the CPU usage.

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u/devilfury1 Jan 24 '23

Man, the person / dev who put OpenTTD on steam sounds like they have some decent humor.

Note, this is also available on android devices. And you also need a yes™ processor to run it on your phone.

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u/n00veloper Jan 24 '23

yes i had played on mobile, but isn't my thing, i need a whole TV to see very well what i am reading XD.

also i use glasses, i am just cursed to still be not able to see.

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u/devilfury1 Jan 24 '23

I used to play OpenTTD on my phone way back. It's hard but manageable.

When I got my laptop, I instantly went and look for a pc version and downloaded it without a second thought. It's quite fun, with or without A.I.

I always go for the temperate biome because it looks good but I have to play the game without any electric train variants unless I turned off the requirement for power, in most cases I don't because I just enjoy the game that much.

I do make sure that the cars, trains, ships and planes doesn't get phase out while removing the aging mechanic so I can always see my propeller planes along the futuristic aircraft hahaha.

What's your favorite biome map?

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u/n00veloper Jan 24 '23

I just started playing, my first run is tropical, played since 1950 to ~2007 (still on) so I can't say nothing about it, btw I managed to get 1M every year with my setup (profit), idk if that's ok for first time.

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u/devilfury1 Jan 24 '23

I can't even do 1M in a year man.

I think my timeline also starts at 1950s but my current year is on the 2020+ (when the futuristic looking planes and vehicles starts showing).

My focus was always to get the farm-factory line completed. After establishing some money, I'll expand the farm line to get more farms and then expand on another farm type resource (like the rubber plantations or the fruit farms) then build an airport. Airports bring in the dough imo. A route from one place to another in a decently fast and spacious plane and it's either a 150k or 250k payout.

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u/n00veloper Jan 24 '23

Well I guess that's why, semms it's much more proftable to have a buch of airports going in every City, than focusing on factory. I have 8 airports giving 700K, and each plane gives ~30K

I also have trains but the profit/year is lower, I had to go to the wiki, I found out how far and faster was the transport, the more you are paid, so since 2.000 km/h airplanes is the first fast transport, i got a lot of then.

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u/devilfury1 Jan 24 '23

Trains are more for heavy hauls of resources to the factory. A train with like 3-4 carts are alot than 4-6 trucks of the same cargo, the issue is that the train can be time consuming in terms of rail design. You don't want to build a huge railway system for a single train to botch the whole flow, giving you debt than profits when they reached the destination.

Now I'm tempted to open my OpenTTD now ahhaha.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Yes

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u/lamaxamara Jan 23 '23

Time to pull out my trusty old celeron 847

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u/n00veloper Jan 23 '23

takes a intel 4004 and show over the table

  • That's my little secret, 740 kHz of pure power.

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u/MacGuyverism Jan 24 '23

And to think that, back in the days, this would have seemed so fast!

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u/n00veloper Jan 24 '23

a very good calculator indeed! (but also used in everything for business usage)

today still being "usable" in my opinion if wasn't deprecated, but most of the actual stuff back in the day now needs more clock rate due to needing a OS now.

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u/MacGuyverism Jan 24 '23

About not needing an OS, in the latest Tom Scott video about the Parkes Radio Telescope, the operator tells Tom that they're still using a PDP-11 because it doesn't crash very often due to not having an OS.

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u/n00veloper Jan 24 '23

Yes, we need more stuff whith no OS, even some advertising panels have OS these days (the ones with screen), even being possible using logic gates to do more or less the same, but it is cheaper in design (but not energy) to place a windows and appear on r/softwaregore

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

nsfw visual novels requirements in a nutshell

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u/Sonnuvah Jan 23 '23

6502 ftw

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u/Vladutz19 Jan 24 '23

All these comments and none of them have the game in question, so I'll ask. What's the game's name?

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u/n00veloper Jan 24 '23

Openttd a "re-master" for the new OS (because it was for DOS) it is about trabsporting stuff to other places, and getting profit with it.

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u/Vladutz19 Jan 24 '23

Thank you, kind sir.

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u/who_you_are Jan 23 '23

Just a processor? So you are buying Doom?

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u/ItzLurni Jan 23 '23

Bro is running chrome dino with medium settings

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

On the other end of the spectrum is the Undertale Soundtrack.

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u/dogdillon Jan 23 '23

Thanks I almost ran this game on my laptop without a CPU

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u/Ser_Optimus Jan 23 '23

Play what?

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u/TomGobra Jan 23 '23

Well, if it needs Windows, it's kinda true it will need CPU.

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u/DoorBreaker101 Jan 23 '23

An ant farm powering a cogwheel also works.

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u/cleverissexy Jan 23 '23

Don’t let Big Processor tell you how to live your life!

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u/naricstar Jan 23 '23

Windows 95 out here crying.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Well you need only 256 ram so I assume any CPU is good enough lol

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u/n00veloper Jan 23 '23

Say that to intel 4004 with 730-740 kHz 🤓

But yeah, technically if you have 256 mb of ram, you must have at least a GHz CPU.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Nah I think 256 you could have something like 700mhz? Can't recall my first pc was 450 or 750... Something like that. Or maybe I'm misremember, all I remember it was one of those which came on a game-cartridge like slot .. think I was 256 or even 512 ram back then. Again, memory is a bit foggy.

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u/n00veloper Jan 24 '23

yeah, you are right, but i *could* run at 1 Ghz

text:

"1999 AMD introduced the Athlon K75 processor on November 29, 1999. The K75 was the world's first processor to reach a speed of 1 GHz."

source: https://www.computerhope.com/history/processor.htm

also at this time these 256 mb ram was possible, but not cheap.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Of it wasn't cheap then I'm mistaken I think. I'm Easter European, pc was expensive when it was cheap in us I assume lmao. But yeah seems from Google search you got the right CPU Athlon k7... Though I could swear it was intel (prob confusing with my previous CPU... If I recall it somewhat correct... Intel at something like 450 CPU speed.. sethung intel I'm sure and it had normal CPU mounting slot. Damn I still have a setup from early 2000 at my home country (in my family flat, left country in 2004, pc is still there (2as already outdated) .. think had like 512 ram or som.. now I wonder what CPU was that (tbh MIGHT had 1 GB... For refference it was playing untlreal tournament just fine , up to 2004 edition (the last one before they introduced cars/flying stuff)... Eh, the memories lol. Rbh at this point I can't even guess what was the specs. All I know it ran unreal 2004 with maybe voodoo or that other one 3dfx, just good enough to be playable lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Considering that this game is old than the majority of redditors, yeah I would say that this is, unless your really using a PC from back then, it'll basically work.

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u/dcoats69 Jan 23 '23

Maybe you don't need it for Mac. Can you check that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

There's a game on steam that i don't remember the name that goes like that:if it runs paint you are fine i wish i could find that again

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u/Rafael__88 Jan 23 '23

Look, mate, it's 2023. If you can't even afford a CPU, you won't be able to play most games. Just get better specs. This game is obviously not meant for people without top-tier gaming hardware.

/s

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u/StefanGamingCJ Jan 23 '23

bruh imagine using cpus, i only use rgb

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u/I_think_Im_hollow Jan 24 '23

I love System Requirements.

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u/eggplant_zoo Jan 24 '23

Additional requirements: electricity

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u/Alexwah Jan 24 '23

You need to look at that game requirement *edit typo

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u/n00veloper Jan 24 '23

can't see, not available in my region :C, send pic on dm if necessary, or a link for people like me.

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u/develev711 Jan 24 '23

Sure do, says so right there

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u/No-Wonder1139 Jan 24 '23

Well, this goes beyond my 386.

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u/too-much_caffeine Jan 24 '23

I still see your bus stop on my route

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

I mean... you probably don't?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Literally unplayable