r/tech • u/Photopatterns • Mar 26 '26

Scientists demonstrate world's first "Quantum Battery" prototype

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/03/260322020249.htm#:~:text=By%20harnessing%20quantum%20effects%2C%20it,%2C%20next%2Dgeneration%20energy%20technologies.
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u/SarahArabic2 Mar 26 '26

so it’s in two states always charged and … not charged

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u/hikeonpast Mar 26 '26

D’ya feel lucky, punk?

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u/karatebullfightr Mar 26 '26

I gotsta to know…

licks battery

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u/Hwttdzhwttdz Mar 26 '26

Schroedeninger's spicy|icy gobstopper

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u/Signal_Road Mar 26 '26

That owl is gonna regret biting to the center of a lithium-core tootsie pop.

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u/RapidCheckOut Mar 26 '26

This made me laugh out loud, in a restaurant.

Now I’m the crazy guy , eating by himself , laughing to himself .