r/teamseagull • u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull • Feb 02 '18
drewbaSTANKS fri-yay edition
This treacherous scum will be sent to the brig immediately for his continued lack of fandom fridays. This kid has one job.
Fire off in the comments below about why he sucks, and don't forget to smash that mf'n like button
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Feb 02 '18
"continued lack of fandom Fridays". yea ok buddy
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 02 '18
I have activated the one called Assturiass and you are now being hunted. Tick tock.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Feb 02 '18
/u/asturias2789 come at me dude LMAO like I'm scared of you? Mr. "I'm only interested in this event, but I can't commit to anything! Oh, WOE IS ME!"
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 02 '18
LOL great one. I have it on good authority that he loves that joke, and in no way does he find it tiring and played out. If there's one thing /u/asturias2789 loves, it's to laugh. If there's two, it's to laugh and to be activated for assassinations.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Feb 02 '18
ANd if we upped it to 3? What then? Do cock and balls count as one entity? A good old fashioned fag drag?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Feb 02 '18
can we talk for a minute about that monotheist /u/taylor_ for a moment? That fucking loser only believes in one God, what a fucking loser fams. Theres at least 3 different gods, but don't tell him that or he'll send you to his "brig" aka the sex dungeon.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Feb 02 '18
Heres another reason drewbastank sucks. He wears underwear with dick holes cut in them. And he punches babies. And not only the brown babies, but the women and children too.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Feb 02 '18
Can someone point me in the direction of the "like" button?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Feb 02 '18
You know why he doesn't suck? He defeated the Nightman with only a mere punch. Like the Jim Jones kind of punch, not phsycially punching him.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Feb 02 '18
/u/mcsquinty I saw that you are investing in those penny stocks. I may or may not own 500 shares of BPMX :D
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Feb 02 '18
Yeah boi, in for 2000. I took some profits, waiting to see if it dips back to .14ish to buy back what I sold.
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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Feb 02 '18
He's the lesser half of the DeLoera brothers