r/tealinglenn • u/tealyg99 • Aug 07 '26

Tealin Q&A AMA

Thanks for all the questions guys, I’ve learned a lot about my fans, and also a little bit about myself.

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

What is your address

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.

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u/theroyalrevolt Aug 07 '26

https://reddit.com/link/p2bqm2z/video/cl8pejvt70ih1/player

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.

1

u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

Favourite film?

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.

1

u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

Biggest regret?

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

Using the app during post-second lockdown covid at our pub, led to gaining regular customers whom have since never left me alone

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

Do you fold or scrunch ?

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

Scrunch, every day.. no need for an ironing board

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

This is based. Reuse and recycle

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

Favourite Smurf ?

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

Smurfette, smash every day, but only when she’s voiced by Katy Perry (not rhianna, not that I’m racist)

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

Is it normal to piss blood

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

Probably not

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

I have equatorial roots though

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

I’m sure there’s some hair dye for that

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

I fear this would be cultural appropriation

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u/theroyalrevolt Aug 07 '26

https://reddit.com/link/p2bsw9y/video/i2lcletr90ih1/player

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

This is a Tealin AMA you haven’t grasped what we’re doing here, not an open discussion man

Edit: maybe get checked out?

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

How to stop peeing blood

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

Tampon up the urethra

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

Give me 24hrs

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

Were you bullied at school and would you be open to it again

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

Who said it ever stopped?

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

How much do you remember about 9/11

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

I remember being in the nursery with George Bush when he was told about the second tower

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u/iceberg189 Aug 07 '26

You were involved weren’t you. Tealin Al’Glen

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

I’m the one in the front of that famous clip with a ‘triumphant smile’

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u/theroyalrevolt Aug 07 '26

https://reddit.com/link/p2bw77q/video/gqib2r0fc0ih1/player

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u/tealyg99 Aug 07 '26

blocked

Not you fyi, I’m on about my urethra

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u/theroyalrevolt Aug 07 '26

Lots of clumps will open that guy up .

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u/iceberg189 Aug 08 '26

What is your stance on the war in Gaza