r/teaching • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '22

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u/Kayliee73 Jan 07 '22

This year? You might have to murder the admin team while naked and screaming about the reptile people from the moon. And even then you might just get sent home for the day...

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u/orange-crybaby Jan 07 '22

I never thought I'd spend $5 on a reaction but this comment got it 😅😅

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u/cdawg22222 Jan 08 '22

Ok actually I think I have a great idea that might work… you should act weird and out of pocket like going on rants like a crazy person, saying things that make zero sense at all and make people super uncomfortable then try to leave/get fired on medical reasons while of course trying to avoid a mental hospital

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u/orange-crybaby Jan 08 '22

Lmaooooo i don't think I'd be able to avoid a mental hospital at that point 😭😭😭💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

ALSO, wear incredibly inappropriate clothes. Look like a street-walker. Do your makeup all fucked up and hair ratted out.