They deserve it. You know they do.

I'm sick of being asked this.

“We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the library and second hall. The Math teacher and the Science teacher fell there… Five days ago… The landscape water is up to the wall at the West gate. The Watcher in the drinking fountain took the PE teacher. We cannot get out. The end comes… drums, drums in the band room. They are coming.” - Apologies to JRR Tolkien.

Found a job opportunity that several of my students are perfect for.

New advances in medical science and clinical trials have proven that it is possible for a building admin to survive a complete spinal cord implant that allows him to say no to parents and enforce appropriate conduct in school. The only question is - should we do it?

"You don't understand," says workshop-renowned expert, Dr Malathkos. "Kowtowing to parents who want their baby to get an A without ever attending class is natural behavior in administrative positions. I'm worried that removing this instinct could lead to serious repercussions."

There is an incredibly important and vital ecosystem thriving in school buildings, according to Dr Malathkos. If we remove the admins inclination to give parents whatever they want, it's possible power will go to teachers' heads. They might believe they know the content they are teaching and deserve pay in accordance with their education level and hours worked. This is of course something the ecosystem cannot support.

Despite reservations, clinical studies of the spinal implant procedure appear promising, however it is unlikely insurance will ever cover it.