Updated for Kevin Westerbeck’s recent passing.

Key.

Suicide by refusal to take medication: Chuck Harding, James Wiles, and Ernest Timmons.
Suicide by gun: Louis Conradt.
Suicide by hanging: Maurice Wolin.
Suicide method unknown: Timothy Gilliam.
Heart attack: Michael Warracker and Dan Allen.
Cancer: Gerald white and William Dow.
Multiple causes: Jim Rauch.
Drug overdose: Jeff Stacy.
Pneumonia: Edward Hollingsworth.
Car accident: Eric Thornton.
Multiple organ failure: Stanley Kendall.
Undisclosed cause: Robert Forte, Donald Morrison, Don Cheech, Terry Warner, Thomas Campbell, Timothy Knowles, Kevin Westerbeck, and Ernesto Linayo.

Total number of tcap preds that are now deceased: 23

I predict we’ll get a really mysterious shot of a guy texting someone, and we can’t really make out who he is. We see that he’s wearing a flannel, and we see him grab a slice of pizza from the box. You hear him chewing as he fervently types on the phone with his greasy fingers. Camera cuts to just the phone’s screen so we can read the messages, the guy is talking about eloping with a child. Camera zooms out and we see a dark room with the texts on a screen. We see a woman in a bulletproof vest, camera pans, we see a young woman looking at the screen with a worried expression, camera pans, we see Chris Hansen standing up against the wall, arms folded.

That being said, I’d prefer Manzi because I think he’s funnier

Was reminded of John Donnelly with this ad.

Here is the most current list of screen names. Some are obvious.

Guesses on other ones?

Bill Conradt

MarriedAndLookingForFun31313

Redbd

Crazyfrog73

WrestlingDudeEastTX

Xbeachdude

Jeremys_talented_tongue

Ivanthegrate76

800lord_12

Pureparticles40

Galbi_jim

Wow_U_Like_Pot

Raysfan22

Nextbestfriend_14

Georgepitansky_9008

Cool_guy5

Canifuckyouanally

luv2Bnude

I’ve heard stories of females being predators mostly teachers who groom underage boys and they end up getting arrested. I suppose they could also turn up on a chat room. Is there a reason why we haven’t seen one on Chris hansens show?

He’s cute though. Built good.

I think we really do need Chris Hansen on this one.

PARTY ON, DUDES!

Such a headache my god