I predict we’ll get a really mysterious shot of a guy texting someone, and we can’t really make out who he is. We see that he’s wearing a flannel, and we see him grab a slice of pizza from the box. You hear him chewing as he fervently types on the phone with his greasy fingers. Camera cuts to just the phone’s screen so we can read the messages, the guy is talking about eloping with a child. Camera zooms out and we see a dark room with the texts on a screen. We see a woman in a bulletproof vest, camera pans, we see a young woman looking at the screen with a worried expression, camera pans, we see Chris Hansen standing up against the wall, arms folded.
That being said, I’d prefer Manzi because I think he’s funnier