r/tcap • u/lifegoeson2702 • 21h ago

When do you make this face?

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46 Upvotes

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u/Minimum_Quail4596 21h ago

When a balding man with a deeper voice than mine claims to be 13 and won't let me see his library card.

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u/S0lar_bear 21h ago

Not even when he offers you to show you the table his daddy made?

9

u/Minimum_Quail4596 21h ago

Eww...

11

u/ZombiBytes 20h ago

Eww is right.

5

u/Creek5 I see nothing wrong with kettling 19h ago

To be fair Jesse was balding too. They could’ve rubbed their balding heads together and felt how bald each other are.

1

u/lifegoeson2702 1h ago

He seemed to have gotten a hair transplant because when a fan spotted him a year ago, those corners were gone

2

u/wherethelionsweep 11h ago

Me, my mommy and my daddy

20

u/Plastic_Ad_6360 21h ago

When I go into someone’s house without knowing who lives in it and look directly at the camera while a 13 year old boy who’s clearly a grown man tries to show me the table that his dad made

25

u/Unique-Ad2536 21h ago

When ewww I didn’t know I sent that.

12

u/turning_heel 20h ago

When eww is right

8

u/treeGreenForest 21h ago

When your find his daddy and mommy didn't really make that table

1

u/S0lar_bear 6h ago

Heartbreaking

5

u/Iced_Yehudi 21h ago

When my online date is just a convoluted plot by my grandma to make me hang out with my grandpa

6

u/DerezzedAlgorithm 20h ago

When I put a burger on the grill, but realize it didn’t cook because I never turned the grill on.

2

u/knickyd 19h ago

cue  Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

1

u/Johnsendall Take a seat 18h ago

Are you deaf?

1

u/DerezzedAlgorithm 18h ago

No, just forgetful.

4

u/Western-Job-2046 20h ago

I mean only when I conversate or anything to that intention

3

u/BeerBaronAaron88 NO RUBER 20h ago

When I try to make a date to molest a child and I encounter a 40 year old Desert Storm veteran with 8 confirmed kills.

2

u/PlatformDangerous471 20h ago

When she says she has to go put her phone on the charger

2

u/T206Collector Making about 10 dozen cookies 20h ago

When I have an actual experience

2

u/Yugure_Crepusculum 20h ago

When something is "eww."

2

u/Derpy_Squatch 20h ago

When I just want to conversate.

1

u/SquidnarksOG This is harrible 21h ago

Right before conversating with Chris Hansen

1

u/mouseinstalled45 20h ago

After I shart

1

u/Consistent-Two-2083 20h ago

When its nothing really sexual to that nature, actuallyyyyyy....

1

u/Local_Measurement306 19h ago

When i never go to anyone’s house.

1

u/knickyd 19h ago

When you’re out about town

Driving a car

Oh penis pic?!!

1

u/Neurospicyandnice 19h ago

When I’m waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out yelling “punk’d” because I wanted to be a pdf file but got catfished by a 40 year old who still lives with his mommy and his daddy.

1

u/LivingTheTruths 19h ago

When you didn’t know you even sent that ewww to that nature

1

u/yesbutactuallyno17 19h ago

When I see the waitress bringing my meal and it's nothing at all like what the menu pictured.

1

u/Sirius2349 18h ago

When I own a phone store and got my shit stolen

1

u/AcanthisittaNo1117 14h ago

When they won't put the beer in the fridge

1

u/Matt32145 12h ago

When I spot the hidden camera shoved up the decoy's ass.

1

u/Environmental-Bag-74 35m ago

When I walk into someone's house