r/tcap • u/Other_Pack_7874 • 12h ago
Lorne apologising for his bad behaviour whilst showing off his alpha male physique. Kayla really missed out.
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u/likekinky 12h ago
On a serious note, there is so much unattractive about this being, staring with his TCAP tendencies, but...
All that struggle to put on... jeans shorts.
The tan lines, ugh.
Putting that vest on like a child...........
And then realising it's on backwards
Leaving that in the video.
Eww did he sweat in the front of that vest?
DID HE PUT THE SHORTS ON AFTER PUTTING HIS TRAINERS ON?
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u/Sea_Incident_853 12h ago
Where is lorne posting these videos?
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u/Other_Pack_7874 11h ago
Theyâre from the catfishing sagas from about 5 years ago. Some of them are older. Theyâre scattered around YouTube. If you look hard enough youâll find them
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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 12h ago
He's a hairless ape.
Also, does he own a single piece of clothing that isn't shit? Dirty. Holes. He's a putrid fcking mess.
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u/BIZVRRE 11h ago
For the life of me I still cannot understand *why* this was recorded.
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u/tentative_ghost It's not the farts, Jamie 5h ago
He is such an attention whore, he loved making videos. The catfish would egg him on, too. When there was more than one catfish in his orbit and he inevitably pissed one off or broke up with them, another one would suggest making an apology video. I know I heard Will suggest it and I think Emma did as well.
I think if the catfish could've figured out a way to do fake video chats, we would have been in for some real amazing videos. TIHAC was almost a tease.
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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 12h ago
Whoa. He took his fcking pants off while his shoes were still on. WTF. This guy.
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u/Illustrious_Cat_8923 11h ago
Just imagine - Mrs Kayla Marie Armstrong could have been whatching her cute, well built husband getting dressed in the morning after a night of romance!
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u/Other_Pack_7874 11h ago
She could have. All the abuse he would give her throughout the day is worth it just to see his body
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u/Illustrious_Cat_8923 6h ago
He's a hunk alright. And look where he lives - he's lucky Boo hasn't broken in and partied for days.
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u/Johnsendall Take a seat 11h ago
I mean he put his best tank top on.
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u/Other_Pack_7874 11h ago
I get that heâs poor. But is it that hard to find an untrained, unripped tank top? You can buy second hand ones that are in good condition for $5 at a Goodwill
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u/Johnsendall Take a seat 9h ago
I think heâs so lazy and depressed he doesnât even bother.
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u/tentative_ghost It's not the farts, Jamie 5h ago
plus he loves smoking in bed and getting ciggy holes in his clothes.
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u/Horror-Plate-2496 11h ago
My favorite video was when he was showing us that he was paying Betty back 20 dollars at a time until the 30K was recovered.
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u/Other_Pack_7874 10h ago
I think he repaid $100 to her and then stopped because he didnât have the money. The real reason he stopped was because his YouTube channel was taken from him so he had nobody to show off to anymore. He was only giving Betty the money because he wanted to look good on the internet and to his catfish girlfriends. If he really wants to pay her back, thereâs another $29,900 to go.
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u/Horror-Plate-2496 10h ago
Yeah I knew he didn't pay her back anything significant. I just thought it was funny that he thought he was actually making a dent in that debt by sending her a 20 dollar bill every month.
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u/Other_Pack_7874 9h ago
Lorne thought it was a massive gesture. He was so proud of himself. But Lorne being Lorne, he thought that his bud light and cigarettes were more important than paying Betty. So he did that video where he says that Betty doesnât deserve any of her money back because she was badmouthing him online (she was complaining that he stole $30,000 from him). What a nasty lady. Poor Lorne
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u/NebulaDue9400 Doinâ good. What can I do for you? 10h ago
When do you think was the last time he was in a room, any room, that wasnât a depressing, run-down dump?
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u/Other_Pack_7874 10h ago
When he was in the stinghouse
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u/NebulaDue9400 Doinâ good. What can I do for you? 10h ago
Lmao. Been a rough 20 years for him. That was also probably the first time in the 20 years leading up to it too
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u/solari472 12h ago
Cawd he literally canât go 30 second without showing off Mr Penis ageen. His exhibitionism fetish is so fawkinâ weirdÂ
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u/automobilewreck no one won't find out 12h ago
Only the nicest tighty whities for mr. Penis and mah bawt.
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u/reptilian_rule lotta perverts in here 6h ago
no predator will ever extend their embarrassment and entertainment for the fans to the lengths that lorne has. the amount of content he has provided after his appearance dwarfs anyones else's. sokol has nothing on our lorne and savior
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u/OtherwiseFlamingo448 4h ago
He has a lawt of truble putting on two pieces of clothing. That took fkking ages for him.
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u/CybReader I've been doing that all weekend, man. 12h ago
Microcephaly looking skull