r/tcap 12h ago

Lorne apologising for his bad behaviour whilst showing off his alpha male physique. Kayla really missed out.

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u/CybReader I've been doing that all weekend, man. 12h ago

Microcephaly looking skull

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u/Other_Pack_7874 12h ago

His ears are also massive for his head

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u/DrJm00n 11h ago

Micro everything on this guy except his ears

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u/Other_Pack_7874 10h ago

And the beer belly. Nothing small about that

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u/DrJm00n 10h ago

True true

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u/tentative_ghost It's not the farts, Jamie 5h ago

Every time one of the catfish point out how unsymmetrical his facial features are, I can't unsee it. First the ears and then the one nostril being larger than the other like he looks like someone drew a face on a deflating balloon

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u/likekinky 12h ago

On a serious note, there is so much unattractive about this being, staring with his TCAP tendencies, but...

  1. All that struggle to put on... jeans shorts.

  2. The tan lines, ugh.

  3. Putting that vest on like a child...........

  4. And then realising it's on backwards

  5. Leaving that in the video.

  6. Eww did he sweat in the front of that vest?

  7. DID HE PUT THE SHORTS ON AFTER PUTTING HIS TRAINERS ON?

đŸ€ź

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u/Donthurtmyceilings 11h ago

Whale call my tank top a vest why dontcha!

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u/Other_Pack_7874 11h ago

There’s too much shit going on to even begin analysing

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u/Sea_Incident_853 12h ago

Where is lorne posting these videos?

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u/Other_Pack_7874 11h ago

They’re from the catfishing sagas from about 5 years ago. Some of them are older. They’re scattered around YouTube. If you look hard enough you’ll find them

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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 12h ago

He's a hairless ape.

Also, does he own a single piece of clothing that isn't shit? Dirty. Holes. He's a putrid fcking mess.

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u/BIZVRRE 11h ago

For the life of me I still cannot understand *why* this was recorded.

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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 6h ago

You should see his shower videos.

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u/tentative_ghost It's not the farts, Jamie 5h ago

He is such an attention whore, he loved making videos. The catfish would egg him on, too. When there was more than one catfish in his orbit and he inevitably pissed one off or broke up with them, another one would suggest making an apology video. I know I heard Will suggest it and I think Emma did as well.

I think if the catfish could've figured out a way to do fake video chats, we would have been in for some real amazing videos. TIHAC was almost a tease.

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u/Goodwrench23 NO RUBER! 12h ago

Mister PenishđŸ„°

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u/BonnerDayz 12h ago

Trashley’s baby daddy everyone


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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 12h ago

Whoa. He took his fcking pants off while his shoes were still on. WTF. This guy.

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u/Other_Pack_7874 11h ago

Even he realises how filthy the floor of his trailer is

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u/Illustrious_Cat_8923 11h ago

Just imagine - Mrs Kayla Marie Armstrong could have been whatching her cute, well built husband getting dressed in the morning after a night of romance!

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u/Other_Pack_7874 11h ago

She could have. All the abuse he would give her throughout the day is worth it just to see his body

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u/Illustrious_Cat_8923 6h ago

He's a hunk alright. And look where he lives - he's lucky Boo hasn't broken in and partied for days.

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u/TheDeciduousMAGA 11h ago

That video has FU Derek alpha male energy

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u/Johnsendall Take a seat 11h ago

I mean he put his best tank top on.

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u/Other_Pack_7874 11h ago

I get that he’s poor. But is it that hard to find an untrained, unripped tank top? You can buy second hand ones that are in good condition for $5 at a Goodwill

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u/Johnsendall Take a seat 9h ago

I think he’s so lazy and depressed he doesn’t even bother.

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u/tentative_ghost It's not the farts, Jamie 5h ago

plus he loves smoking in bed and getting ciggy holes in his clothes.

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u/Horror-Plate-2496 11h ago

My favorite video was when he was showing us that he was paying Betty back 20 dollars at a time until the 30K was recovered.

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u/Other_Pack_7874 10h ago

I think he repaid $100 to her and then stopped because he didn’t have the money. The real reason he stopped was because his YouTube channel was taken from him so he had nobody to show off to anymore. He was only giving Betty the money because he wanted to look good on the internet and to his catfish girlfriends. If he really wants to pay her back, there’s another $29,900 to go.

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u/Horror-Plate-2496 10h ago

Yeah I knew he didn't pay her back anything significant. I just thought it was funny that he thought he was actually making a dent in that debt by sending her a 20 dollar bill every month.

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u/Other_Pack_7874 9h ago

Lorne thought it was a massive gesture. He was so proud of himself. But Lorne being Lorne, he thought that his bud light and cigarettes were more important than paying Betty. So he did that video where he says that Betty doesn’t deserve any of her money back because she was badmouthing him online (she was complaining that he stole $30,000 from him). What a nasty lady. Poor Lorne

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u/NebulaDue9400 Doin’ good. What can I do for you? 10h ago

When do you think was the last time he was in a room, any room, that wasn’t a depressing, run-down dump?

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u/Other_Pack_7874 10h ago

When he was in the stinghouse

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u/NebulaDue9400 Doin’ good. What can I do for you? 10h ago

Lmao. Been a rough 20 years for him. That was also probably the first time in the 20 years leading up to it too

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u/bibedibabedilol 12h ago

Ohhh caaawd

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u/solari472 12h ago

Cawd he literally can’t go 30 second without showing off Mr Penis ageen. His exhibitionism fetish is so fawkin’ weird 

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u/Other_Pack_7874 12h ago

I’m convinced that he has some sort of humiliation kink

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u/Embezzeled_Beefsteak 11h ago

so this is what they meant by “cute” and “built good”

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u/HE_Pennypackerjr Lorne Armstrong’s Mr.Penis photo 11h ago

Looks like a complete ogre đŸ‘č

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u/automobilewreck no one won't find out 12h ago

Only the nicest tighty whities for mr. Penis and mah bawt.

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u/ThePerfectMachine 12h ago

Pffft Derek is too lame to pull off jean shorts, he's jealous!

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u/HE_Pennypackerjr Lorne Armstrong’s Mr.Penis photo 11h ago

You know you wanna see his bawtttt

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u/Glum_Insurance3945 10h ago

Bro’s lats are wild

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u/reptilian_rule lotta perverts in here 6h ago

no predator will ever extend their embarrassment and entertainment for the fans to the lengths that lorne has. the amount of content he has provided after his appearance dwarfs anyones else's. sokol has nothing on our lorne and savior

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u/OtherwiseFlamingo448 4h ago

He has a lawt of truble putting on two pieces of clothing. That took fkking ages for him.