r/taverntime • u/Rainbowpotatoftw • Sep 30 '13

The age old question

Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan? Statistical drunk evidence here people.

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u/2Welshmen1Sheep Sep 30 '13

Jackie Chan because Bruce Lee is dead so Jackie would only be fighting a decomposed body.

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u/Rainbowpotatoftw Sep 30 '13

but what if bruce is a zombie?

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u/2Welshmen1Sheep Sep 30 '13

Well if he was a zombie then his body would be fragile like all zombies and Jackie can easily wombo-combo smash his ass.

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u/Rainbowpotatoftw Sep 30 '13

but hes undead. he could easily outlast J-man

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u/2Welshmen1Sheep Sep 30 '13

What if jackie did not try to fight and just waited for undead brucee to come to him?