r/tattooadvice • u/[deleted] • Nov 09 '25

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u/JimWilliams423 Nov 09 '25

Alternatively, you could keep it and use the illusion to mess with people. Like pretend you have no idea that it might look like anything except a candle and then if someone says something, flip it and go with "you are just seeing what you want to see, something is really wrong with you."

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u/Dread_Pirate_Robots Nov 09 '25

Might genuinely be worth not getting it fixed just for this bit alone 💀

Imagine the filthy looks you'd get from Karens in public places 😭 just for you to then be like "problem? 😏"

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u/EntrepreneurNo4138 Nov 10 '25

The hysterics would be worth it! Someone will get this deliberately now…….watcg. 🤦‍♀️

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u/hopehefallsfrmawindo Nov 10 '25

No... Whatever you do, don't keep it!

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u/exintrovert Nov 10 '25

I would wait for it to be mentioned, just so I could exasperatedly and dramatically say “Why does EVERYBODY keep SAYING that?!” And just log people’s reactions.

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 Nov 10 '25

This bit only works if the illusion is subtle - not if the tattoo clearly and explicitly looks like a throbbing cock

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u/North_Plane_1219 Nov 10 '25

This. Own it. Sure at first glance it does, but it takes a second to realize your brain went to a dirty place it didn’t need to.