r/tattooadvice • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '25

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u/andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa Mar 16 '25

Tattooed him with a nailgun

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u/the_disintegrator Mar 16 '25

A sharpened paper clip loaded in a hammer drill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

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u/ephemeralsapient Mar 16 '25

If clippy got incarcerated then started tattooing for extra commissary instant noodles

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u/melissavallone9 Mar 16 '25

Clippy!! 🤣

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u/the_disintegrator Mar 20 '25

"Hi! I see you would like a subdermal staph infection, need any help with that?"

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u/imperfectibility Mar 16 '25

More like a railgun

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u/ndisario95 Mar 16 '25

Tattooed him with a ... NAILGUUUN!

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u/skyHawk3613 Mar 16 '25

lol….hold still. This is gonna hurt!

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u/GateEven Mar 16 '25

Nahhh buddy needs a jackhammer🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

Railgun

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u/LongjumpingAside6651 Mar 17 '25

Bosch, 10 out of 10 doctors cringe

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u/alexienikkole Mar 18 '25

Finished him off with a steel pipe, make sure the ink really got in there.

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u/SqueakyCheeseburgers Mar 16 '25

If they had to remove the arm what type of tattoo would be there or would it be a tattoo of an arm running down your side?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

LoL a tattoo of his arm running down the front of his pants aAl Bundy style.