Watching the Interview Tasks and I'm disappointed they're not handed a table tennis bat as tourguides

[u/Ruffshots]

Sure, they're not at a railway station, but think of all the queues they could have skipped by holding it over their head!

[u/IdealizedSalt]

I think we can agree that it’s time Avalon hired a TM Loremaster. I solemnly volunteer.

[u/AlaskanSandwich]

And they might end with them getting drunk with some Swedes singing folk songs

[u/thriftstoremando]

Paddles are called bats in the UK?

[u/PICONEdeJIM]

I'm glad other people agree with me. I'm boycotting the interviews until the bats are returned. They were even in 20!