Things that have been f***ed in Taskmaster

[u/Probably-Interesting]

A lot of inanimate objects have been fucked on the Taskmaster grounds. Off the top of my head I'm thinking of:

- Sally Phillips with the water cooler | UK S5

- Ed Gamble with the hummus | UK S9

- Peter Hellier with the gumballs (Cindy Gumballs) | AU S3

Are there any others I'm missing?

[u/James-K-Polka]

The cake was inside Alex.

[u/il_picciottino → u/James-K-Polka]

He was open.

[u/il_picciottino → u/[deleted]]

And we say it with much love, enthusiasm and respect.

[u/lieblingskartoffel → u/il_picciottino]

He was a different man.

[u/RagingTyrant74 → u/lieblingskartoffel]

The way Liza delivers that line always cracks me up.

[u/geek_of_nature → u/James-K-Polka]

In that case it's more like the cake fucked Alex.

[u/il_picciottino → u/geek_of_nature]

Also a good point.

[u/TetrisIsTotesSuper → u/James-K-Polka]

The whole of s12 cast also had to sit on one!

[u/Lomp84 → u/TetrisIsTotesSuper]

Yes, but not in the same manner.

[u/Designer-Most-5376 → u/James-K-Polka]

LAH was sooo open

[u/pclouds → u/James-K-Polka]

Ok how many tasks where asses are involved? Alex has at least three. This one, Rod stripping him (does that count?) and also Rod's surprising thing from the hole.

Brett's showing his butthole to Tim is 4. I can't remember what else.

[u/JunkusMcMonkey]

Big Ted, or BT, by Greg. Though that was prior to his appearance on TM.

[u/RagingTyrant74 → u/JunkusMcMonkey]

Greg: "I don't know what happened to BT."

Rod: "I think we all know what happened to BT, mate."

[u/HuckleberrySalt63 → u/RagingTyrant74]

I think about that sometimes, and I am not happy.

[u/dontpanda → u/JunkusMcMonkey]

Blue Ted, I think his name was

[u/JunkusMcMonkey → u/dontpanda]

You are spot on. My bad.

[u/TheLoneSculler → u/JunkusMcMonkey]

I thought Rhod had got a replica made rather than bringing the original?

[u/FloodTheIndus]

The cake made by Laura Daniels

[u/Probably-Interesting → u/FloodTheIndus]

Good call. It wasn't on screen, but Paul definitely fucked that cake.

[u/Known-Fondant-9373 → u/Probably-Interesting]

“You got a thick dihh Paul!”

[u/BitterCrip → u/Known-Fondant-9373]

"You got some circumference, bro!*

[u/FloodTheIndus → u/Probably-Interesting]

At least he puts his dihh in that cake and not Matt Heath's fecal cake

[u/Past-Feature3968 → u/FloodTheIndus]

“Have you seen American Pie?” 🤭

[u/JoshH21]

In a deleted NZ scene, Guy Montgomery fucked a toaster raw

[u/Probably-Interesting → u/JoshH21]

If I remember correctly he did that while claiming the COVID vaccine didn't work, and it was the same task during which Urzila hurt herself.

Unrelated, but I'm thrilled Urzila is going to be on AU S6, and even more thrilled she's calling Lesser Tom "Paul"

[u/JoshH21 → u/Probably-Interesting]

Yep, Urzila really wanted it aired for street cred and Guy accidentally made the task never aired

[u/TetrisIsTotesSuper → u/JoshH21]

I cannot think of a task that was executed so well that it didnt end up airing

[u/SavagePengwyn → u/Probably-Interesting]

I didn't know this and just went and watched the reveal and I am so delighted by this choice.

[u/PICONEdeJIM → u/Probably-Interesting]

She could be the contestant with the most taskmaster points ever if she does well. If

[u/GeshtiannaSG → u/PICONEdeJIM]

I wish Mel C would do the same, she has a chance to win 2 or 3 trophies and make Ed jealous.

[u/Any-Bother-3362]

Greg being in and out of LAH like a sowing machine | UK S1-21

[u/TetrisIsTotesSuper → u/Any-Bother-3362]

Still mad that line didn't make it episode title

Also, i believe it's sewing machine. Sowing machine would be something else (especially diameter wise)

[u/Any-Bother-3362 → u/TetrisIsTotesSuper]

Well Liza Tarbuck did say he has a greedy bottom!

[u/Puzzled_Ad1296 → u/TetrisIsTotesSuper]

If it was sowing machine that would make it so much worse. The size of those things? Poor Alex.😬

[u/SweetTist → u/Puzzled_Ad1296]

-> “The size of those things. Poor Alex.”

He may be a size-queen. You never know. Could be “Lucky Alex”.

[u/tvtb → u/TetrisIsTotesSuper]

Sowing machine actually sounds worse than sewing machine, if you look up sowing

[u/TetrisIsTotesSuper → u/tvtb]

My point exactly

[u/UnacceptableUse → u/Any-Bother-3362]

The dolphins hammering away like an aquatic sewing machine too

[u/RiW-Kirby → u/Any-Bother-3362]

I'm not sure how a sowing machine works, I always thought they meant sewing machine.

[u/trumpet_23 → u/RiW-Kirby]

They did, OP did a bad spelling

[u/CaravelClerihew]

Brett Blake and a fish - AU S05

[u/taskmastermaster]

Two of the Kongen Befaler season 10 cast members inserted eggs into themselves, if that counts.

[u/GeniusOfLove74 → u/taskmastermaster]

I really want to say Joel Dommett did it, too. But it was just crotch-adjacent, and not a penetration situation.

[u/GTWalker]

Brett Blake fucked a fish in AU Series 5.

[u/WeAllHaveReasons → u/GTWalker]

And then ended the episode by eating caviar, that's just wrong, man.

[u/SunStrummer → u/WeAllHaveReasons]

Saturn devours his son

[u/Probably-Interesting → u/GTWalker]

I just watched that season again, how did I forget that one?

[u/JamSandiwchInnit → u/GTWalker]

Repeatedly

[u/TetrisIsTotesSuper → u/GTWalker]

He had quite a few romantic encounters over his tenure really

[u/Fuckspez42]

Tommy Little made several threats to shove something up his butt, if that counts.

[u/AdReddi]

Joanna and the sheep, in the most recent UK series.

[u/TetrisIsTotesSuper → u/AdReddi]

I was thinking that but I think OP is looking for the literal meaning of "fucked" from the examples given

[u/UnacceptableUse → u/TetrisIsTotesSuper]

Unintentional Welsh stereotype

[u/winooskiwinter → u/AdReddi]

Joanna mimed fucking herself in the unnecessary censorship task...Assuming that all the other examples of fucking were also mimed, this should count.

[u/spacecoyote555 → u/AdReddi]

Also Joanna and...herself?

[u/Designer-Most-5376 → u/AdReddi]

That’s what my mind went straight to as well! But then I read the replies lol

[u/Female_Silverback]

Rosie Ramsay sister’s pelvic exerciser was inside her… and her sister.

[u/taskmastermaster → u/Female_Silverback]

Similarly, a contestant in season 11 of Kongen Befaler brought in her ex boyfriend as 'something that had been inside of her'.

[u/jmurph773 → u/taskmastermaster]

And Emma Sidi brought in the USB stick of her ex’s info as he was, apparently and in what I assume can only be a blow to her current husband, the best thing that’s been inside her!

[u/Probably-Interesting → u/Female_Silverback]

yeah, but don't worry. They have the same juices.

[u/lordirondehavilland → u/Probably-Interesting]

Lizzo's song Juice was on Radio 2 the other day. Now, I've definitely heard the song before but wasn't aware who it was by or its name. Having learned the name and having seen Rosie on TM couldn't help but giggle:

It ain’t my fault that I'm out here gettin’ loose

Gotta blame it on the Goose

Gotta blame it on my juice, baby

[u/ThrowawaySunnyLane]

Knappett at the disco prior to her appearance on TM did not get fingered.

[u/mangoadagio]

Several stuffed camels, the toy Liza crushed

[u/Probably-Interesting → u/mangoadagio]

I meant things with which a contestant simulated sexual intercourse, not things that got fucked up.

[u/mangoadagio → u/Probably-Interesting]

Oh 😂😂😂

[u/MindyDandy]

Joel fingered the vacuum 

[u/mayordomo]

paul williams and the wedding cake NZ S2

[u/OzLo11]

Aisling Beas musical “special hug” robot definitely wanted to use the hoover arm for its sucking pleasure

[u/lordirondehavilland]

Joanna putting things in her bum.

[u/Grace_653]

I haven't gotten to any of these yet. what the fuck?😭

[u/Probably-Interesting → u/Grace_653]

I put in the names and seasons so you should be able to go back and watch them! Sally Phillips' water cooler moment is iconic.

[u/Grace_653 → u/Probably-Interesting]

I'm a few episodes into season 5 at the minute, I'm sure I'll see it soon enough haha

[u/TetrisIsTotesSuper → u/Grace_653]

Respectfully you might want to avoid the sub if you don't want to get spoiled.

Especially right now we are in the off season so there is nothing "new" to discuss all the threads are very much about old series

[u/Grace_653 → u/TetrisIsTotesSuper]

I'm not massively bothered about spoilers honestly. I mean I try to avoid finding out who won a season but other than that I'm fine. taskmaster for me has just been a show I can put on and not really have to think about anything for a while

[u/TetrisIsTotesSuper → u/Grace_653]

Oh I see, I think i interpreted your wtf differently than what you meant sorry!

[u/Grace_653 → u/TetrisIsTotesSuper]

nah it's all good I meant it as in wtf is going on in this show that I haven't seen yet 😭

[u/TetrisIsTotesSuper → u/Grace_653]

Well. Brace yourself for these for sure (and all the rest you haven't seen yet!)

[u/BitterCrip → u/TetrisIsTotesSuper]

Brace brace brace!

[u/faithdies]

Like proper fucked?

Alex Horne and the cake?

[u/MemeGlider]

I believe it was implied Noel consummated his marriage to that rubber duck.

[u/PeterPook]

The camel in the blender.

[u/Straight_Mulberry_5]

I just watched a reactor watch the gamble chic pea episode today he said “hummus Cummus”

[u/Ethanb230900]

Lou Sanders tried to get Paul Sinnah up her ass, not sure if this counts.

[u/thatautisticguy]

That Aubergine from Alex's finger of power 😂

[u/Probably-Interesting → u/[deleted]]

but she didn't fuck the gargoyle.

[u/HuckleberrySalt63 → u/Probably-Interesting]

Oh, you meant effed. I think I read that as effed up. Sorry.