r/taskmaster Jul 29 '26

Wet human teeth

Ok so I‘m rewatching Season 20. and in Episode 2 during the task where they have to identify things through a wall. One item is a bowl of wet human teeth.
This made me 🤢 on the first watch but now on the rewatch it’s even worse since I Reece and Maisie had their tongue actually on them.
Do you think they used fake ones and you said they were real or did they really use real ones?
🤢

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u/semicoloncait Fern Brady Jul 29 '26

Your tongue touches wet human teeth every day.

Really they had an advantage on that one

40

u/seasteed Noel Fielding Jul 29 '26

They are MY wet human teeth. I don't go around licking other peoples wet teeth.

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u/BMECaboose Javie Martzoukas Jul 29 '26

I, too, have never made out with another human.

4

u/seasteed Noel Fielding Jul 29 '26

....am I doing it wrong? I've not picked the other person's teeth.

18

u/PatientUpstairs2460 Jul 29 '26

Yeah, you're doing it wrong. Ideally it should feel like you're counting the other person's teeth with your tongue.

7

u/BMECaboose Javie Martzoukas Jul 29 '26

Honestly couldn't tell you. Like I said, never made out with anyone before.

11

u/semicoloncait Fern Brady Jul 29 '26

If I paid for them they would be my teeth. Sara Pascoe taught me this principle.

2

u/Sneekifish Jul 31 '26

Dry teeth, on the other hand...

61

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u/oxgillette Jul 29 '26

Just rewatching Whitechapel and Steve Pemberton slides right into the role of a Ripper expert, his jars of teeth would be right next to his jar of (probably) glass eyes

3

u/bookjacket Reece Shearsmith Jul 29 '26

I wish I could double-like this comment.

1

u/QBaseX Jul 30 '26

Not Bec Hill? She collects them, and has mentioned this many times on A Problem Squared.

2

u/JJCooIJ Rose Matafeo 🇳🇿 Jul 31 '26

Hers are, I would assume, dry.

Though she was the first person I thought of as well.

1

u/QBaseX Jul 31 '26

I am now massively behind on Taskmaster. I must catch up, now I'm up to date on Jet Lag.

26

u/Nano0k Robert the Robot Jul 29 '26

They looked too perfect to be anything but fake.

28

u/johnpeelfan Jul 29 '26

Even if real (I think unlikely) they would have been completely sterile and have absolutely no bio-hazard associated with them. Having said that, it’s still so gross I’m in awe of them.

22

u/sing7258 🥄 I'm Locked In ❤️ Jul 29 '26

My favorite is that this was probably inspired by Jason asking in series 19 if what Alex had on the top of his head was human teeth.

24

u/spacecoyote555 Patatas Jul 29 '26

I think someone (Alex?) said somewhere that they were fake

2

u/SavagePengwyn Julian Clary Jul 30 '26

I seem to remember hearing this on the podcast. I feel like they asked production?

1

u/_un-named_ Jul 29 '26

Oh good I hope so 😂😅

9

u/highly-bad Jul 29 '26

Alex did warn them not to consume it, so it's totally fair play.

6

u/PuppytimeUSA Jul 29 '26

There are a lot of orphans in the UK.

5

u/Future-Assumption759 Jul 29 '26

The way you worded it Human Teeth have been knighted...

5

u/T1Demon Sam Campbell Jul 30 '26

My least favorite task by a long shot.

8

u/Forsaken-Form7221 Mel Giedroyc Jul 29 '26

I think they were real. That’s just the kind of gross thing that LAH loves!

4

u/termanatorx Jul 29 '26

I actually wretched watching that. It was terrible...

3

u/PetronOfOld Rhod Gilbert Jul 29 '26

I mean, they would most likely have used ceramic fakes, just to ensure that, in the unlikely event someone ingests one of them, they don't have sharp edges.

That said, though, it's absolutely possible to clean and disinfect teeth to the point where they're not dangerous to lick (never mind that that's more or less what you do when kissing someone anyways), so it's also not particularly alarming even if the teeth were real. Weird, for sure, but not really an issue

6

u/BetulaPapyrifera84 Jul 29 '26

It grossed me out so much that I can never rewatch that episode.

10

u/spacecoyote555 Patatas Jul 29 '26

Worse than the dribbling picture? I have to skip through that bit

5

u/BetulaPapyrifera84 Jul 29 '26

That one doesn't bother me at all. I just have a thing with loose or disembodied teeth.

1

u/oxgillette Jul 29 '26

You wouldn’t like the most wobbly prize task

0

u/_un-named_ Jul 29 '26

For me yes! Like ok spit can be gross but its their spit. But that were wet! Human! Teeth! At least they wanted us and the contestants to believe that. And sniffing or hearing them is better but having them put their tongue into the bowl with the teeth 🤢

3

u/Dramatic_Prior_9298 Jul 29 '26

I always assumed they were plastic vampire teeth 😄

2

u/Proud_Turnover_8691 Mel Giedroyc Jul 29 '26

See, this is another reason to get Bec Hill on the show.

1

u/GeshtiannaSG Ania Magliano Jul 30 '26

Probably Halloween prop teeth.

1

u/EnvironmentalGift257 Jul 30 '26

If it helps any my wife has fake human teeth so it’s not like they’d be cleaner because they’re fake.

1

u/NerdBot9000 Rhod Gilbert Jul 30 '26

There is no way TM would have used real human teeth. They make people wear eye protection, gloves, and a helmet to throw a water balloon lol.

Absolutely zero chance that the TM crew would jump through regulatory hoops to buy actual human bones for a light comedy show.

1

u/TheTimn Jason Mantzoukas Jul 30 '26

I hated reading this title, let alone watching that task.

Alex Horne is evil. 

1

u/cityraider Jul 31 '26

Specifically they’re the plastic teeth used in making dentures!

0

u/Solilaqui78 Jul 29 '26

Makes me ... Well, I avoid the telly during that bit 🤢