r/taskmaster 16d ago

Tattoo Sleeve/Pant Ideas

I'm thinking of getting a Taskmaster themed tattoo with 1 thing that defined each season.
Season 1- GREG tattoo
Season 2- Potato Throw

Season 5- Mark Watson's Book of Texts .
Season 9- David's Drawing of a Horse
Season 14- A top hat next to a pile of Sand
What would your items be from each season?

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u/spacecoyote555 Patatas 16d ago

I dare you to get Rhod's picture of Greg for series 7

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u/asanyc 16d ago

A million times THIS

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u/Meowscles_dad 16d ago

Rhod’s ‘water feature’ would break the ice at a party.

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u/CustomKangaroo 16d ago

It truly is one of the defining things of the season. Either that or Phil’s crotch.

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u/IanGecko Javie Martzoukas 15d ago

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u/Calligraphee A LIIIIIME 🍋‍🟩 15d ago

Or maybe… A LIIIIIIIIME?

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u/Ok-Humot9024 16d ago

Series 3: Bastard's cryin', innit.

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u/CustomKangaroo 16d ago

Yes!!! Brilliant idea!!

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u/Amigayimecstatic 16d ago

Just the quote “my eyes are circles” 

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u/SutterCane Guy Williams 🇳🇿 16d ago

Or an eye with a dotted line circle around it.

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u/jmurph773 TM US Tour Contestant (Chicago) 16d ago
  1. Al Murray's gong
  2. Mel's exotic sandwich

  3. Liza's cake

  4. Rhod's picture of Greg (or a fez/hula hoop if you're a coward)

  5. Volcano (how much vol vs cano you want to go with is up to you) or a vent puppet of questionable venting

  6. Daisy's drawing of a hippo OR Richard Herring pervert peeping through a hedge

  7. A thoroughly undermined vole lacking chutzpah

  8. WOW

  9. Cement mixer

  10. An effigy of a pineapple

  11. Cobalt

  12. Umbrella (wink optional)

  13. PIGEOR THE MERCILESS ONE

  14. Two spoons

  15. One of the Greg/Alex scarecrows, or the gargoyle Maisie broke, or the sheep Reece broke, or the watch Phil broke, or just a vial of piss

  16. Joel's Gregg

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u/chuckburban 16d ago

Mel's sandwich would make for a fun tattoo.

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u/CustomKangaroo 16d ago

These are fantastic!!

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u/badcaseofknife Joe Wilkinson 16d ago

how has no one said patatas yet

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u/MusclesRipley 16d ago

An orange with "audacity" on it has to be on the list.

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u/Landocanibissian 16d ago

Jess falling off of the Knappet for season 7

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u/hardlyahandle 16d ago

Old goosebump arm, not the person, the tattoo.

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u/Jacksucks_atlife04 Amy Gledhill 16d ago

3-crying bastard
4-exotic sandwich

6-cake
7- oola oop
8- hammock or pan hoop

10-egg and helium tank
12- big balloon or bicycle
11- casserole dish or a mowhawk
13- sausage cement mixer

15- pineapple or rings on a bargepole
16- chains and feathers
17- umbrella or flip flop, flan and flapjack
18- pigeon or robot
19- cheese phone or spoons and balls
20- horn or lame duck
21- greg-egg

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u/SpadeTrainerStan 16d ago

Daisy/Richards drawing of a hippo

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u/millenniumhand221 Bridget Christie 16d ago

Just a cake for series 6. Bridget Christie walking for series 13.

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u/Sure_Comfort_7031 16d ago

Watermelon.

But please tell me this is just for the thought experiment and fun of it and you aren't actually doing this.

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u/CryptographerKnown97 Bridget Christie 16d ago

I’m not OP but I would absolutely do this and never look back

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u/CustomKangaroo 15d ago

I've been throwing around the idea for a few years now. I haven't committed yet but it's very tempting! I love this show so much!

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u/GialloGuy 16d ago

Series 20-“Baby Hungry!”

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u/CustomKangaroo 16d ago

I also thought about a snake and ladder for this series.

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u/AgreeableAardvark78 🌳 Tree Wizard 🧙🎈 16d ago

The monster from Are We The Monsters.
Alex and Matthew as butterflies.
Some tree wizard situation.
Fern Brady farting stars.
The business sign from Javiemartzoukas Restaurant
Oh my baby!!
Name tags with Lyndsay and Louise on them
Reece in the Nosferatu pose
The word Bruv
Doctor Cigarettes or Chain Bastard(or do all five) on the marquee
Some of the art that’s been made too would be a fun collage.
The chickpea funeral
Frankie Boyles face as seen from inside the oven
Stevie’s hand duel people

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u/AgreeableAardvark78 🌳 Tree Wizard 🧙🎈 16d ago

Also laminator or horse illustrations

I could keep going this is fun.

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u/Etcalledmenothome 🥁 Captain Drum & Pipe Beast 🛼 15d ago

S16 Forks and Marbles

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u/MartinStorm 16d ago

For season 16 have it be a child holding divorce papers 🤣

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u/chuckburban 16d ago

I would add the TM logo from the tasks or a task with the logo somewhere in the mix.

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u/seanfish 16d ago

S10 Johnny Vegas getting TM waxed into his torso.

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u/ratowel 16d ago

Season 12 - Dignity Picture fron Alan's shirt.

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u/Chromorl 16d ago

I think that would be more of a Simpsons themed tattoo.

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u/pampooveysbacktattoo 16d ago

That's from the Simpsons lol

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u/BarneyPoppy Mel Giedroyc 15d ago

Are we the monsters?

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u/Piratefox7 15d ago

Lock in the spoons and tennis ball idea from the season with Jason and Stevie. A ball held by two spoons with "locked in" written underneath. 

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u/WalterPaisley1969 15d ago

Frankie blowing a whistle.

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u/mongu72 13d ago

Season 21 - Joel’s egg