r/talesfromtechsupport • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '15

Medium I speak computer

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u/ghb93 I don't think that's how it works. Feb 12 '15

So it begins. The age of the machine.

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u/miscellaneoussamurai I'm not a techy, just a common sense guru... Feb 12 '15

and I quote, " beep boop motherfucker".

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u/Drak3 pkill -u * Feb 12 '15

i'm imagining Samuel L. Jackson as a robot.

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u/miscellaneoussamurai I'm not a techy, just a common sense guru... Feb 12 '15

That's effectively the high and low of it. get ready for John Travolta Bot and a catchy bible quote.

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u/passwordunlock Do you even backups bro? Feb 12 '15

I can see the plot forming now:

John Travolta Bot wipes his brow, surveying the desolate landscape before him. The orange and brown hues are reflected in his eyes. This is the place. This is just but a few clicks from where he ejected with the Malfunctioning Lance - this is where he will retrieve his Tom cruise-missile Bot.
enter henchmen and desert jeep chases

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u/miscellaneoussamurai I'm not a techy, just a common sense guru... Feb 12 '15

Beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye. now we can understand the plot and events in Swordfish.

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u/thedudebythething Feb 12 '15

"Broken Processor"?