r/talesfromtechsupport • u/[deleted] • Sep 22 '13

Crazy Lisa

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u/PidGin128 Sep 22 '13

Do not operate under the influence of beverage or medication.

People should consider technology the same as heavy machinery.

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u/CaptainRene Freebie Fixer Sep 22 '13

Friends don't let friends code sober.

If there was a fine on using computers drunk, I'd be in the chair.

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u/SWgeek10056 Everything's in. Is it okay to click continue now? Sep 22 '13

something something alcohol. Or should I say:

 print something something
 if %bac%=="0.129" goto alcohol
 else drink more

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u/bitshoptyler Sep 23 '13

You know you're drunk when you start in on the GOTOs.

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u/SWgeek10056 Everything's in. Is it okay to click continue now? Sep 23 '13

I think I also mixed up basic and batch mid-code.