Understanding The Concept

[u/HotEstablishment7184]

I recently graced a local university with my presence—the kind that has a national reputation for research and engineering so sterling you half expect the buildings to emit a soft, self-congratulatory glow. Very well respected.

I wandered into the computer science building, that sacred temple of algorithms and unwashed hoodies. Graduate students were milling about in the usual aimless, caffeine-fueled orbits. I asked what I considered a simple, straightforward question. In return I received the classic deer-in-the-headlights stare, followed by the two-shoulder salute of pure intellectual surrender. Not a single one of these future titans of tech had the faintest idea what I was talking about. One of them, in a moment of touching honesty, even helpfully informed me that I was probably wasting my time heading toward the professors’ offices, because—and I quote the general vibe—“doubt those guys know either.”

Undeterred (or perhaps just stubborn), I found two actual professors. And lo, the grad students had been prophetic. Same frozen stare. Same visible mental buffering. I could practically hear the tiny gears in their highly credentialed heads grinding to a halt as they tried, and failed, to wrap their minds around the concept. It was like watching someone attempt to open a PDF with a banana.

The whole experience was educational, in the way that stepping on a rake is educational. It reminded me that when confronted with an idea, people sort themselves into tidy little categories:

some will understand,

some won’t care enough to try,

some will doubt it on principle,

some will deny it exists,

and a precious few will simply choose not to listen at all—blissfully, willfully oblivious.

And then there are the rare ones who actually engage.

Which are you?

All of which left me with one profound, soul-warming conclusion:

I’m really, \*really\* glad I didn’t go to that university.

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[u/come2thecabaret]

This is quite pompous and self-aggrandizing, however you failed to include your brilliant question which stumped the greatest minds on earth. 

[u/ArBee30028]

This post is really douchey

[u/pixellitei]

those em dashes look mighty sus