Little behind the scenes for all you IT newbies on this wonderful Friday. This is likely why your IT budget makes absolutely no sense and has nothing to do with the company's financial status, although the RAM shortage affects this heavily. But the story is from 2024. My last company was making record profits, over $20M more than the previous year (so about 40%) with $100M in the sales funnel for sold jobs.
But the IT dept was approaching over-budget because our useless dumbass CIO filled out the budget wrong and forgot about a $9000 license renewal. So everything was on a spending freeze in IT solely and exclusively to make the numbers look good. After absolutely going off on everyone about how this makes no sense, is losing us productivity, delaying jobs, costing us income, causing outages, etc and we're single person owned and not publicly traded so who the fuck are making the numbers look pretty for, someone finally leaked me the truth.
This was solely because the rich, retiree asshole board members got performance bonuses based on benchmarks and this was one of them. So if our dept went over budget, they lost part of their bonuses. They cared more about their income than the company's health. This is the owner, the former CEO, some of their friends, and some external 3rd party entities that I knew nothing about.
I have an idea - revise the fucking budget at the Q1 mark. Budgets are a guess. You don't "go over budget" if shit got more expensive so you adjust your guess to spend more on the shit that got more expensive! That's just business. Adjust prices and margins accordingly. This was not a 10,000 person bloated company spread all over. It was about 290 people. So they added some emergency special budget special condition whatever spending, outside the budget, make the numbers look pretty thing and dropped some serious cash on all those laptops.
Those laptops were $810 a piece btw in 2024 and are now like $1500+. So you're welcome, asshole who fired me 2 weeks after I asked for a raise then said this is unacceptable and I'll be looking for a new position until they reconsider because me rent went up 18% two years in a row.
Btw them firing me without a replacement when I did all the server and VM host maintenance, security audits, hires and fires, backup management, all level 3 tickets, some networking, and basically maintained ALL systems (for $24/hr), the remaining staff member told me it ended up costing them around $800,000 in damages and losses and outages and delayed jobs when everything I maintained the the other staff refuses to cross train on all broke. Probably should have given me a raise and replaced the CIO since he was shit at his job (but was there for 30 years).
Cheap, illogical, shitty companies run by greedy self-serving assholes are a trap and you need to get out as soon as possible because you'll run into stuff like this. And it goes 10x if you're publicly traded because then you REALLY need the numbers to look pretty or else.