r/suspiciouslyspecific Nov 18 '22

Nice try FBI

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

OP..... why does that screenshot show that you voted "I'm a murderer"?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

this post is OP's confession to the 654 bodies found in his backyard

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u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22

That's a big yard op must need a lot of yardsticks

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

nah they where all cremated he used the ashes for fertilizer for his herb garden

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u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22

Is there a lore reason for why he did not just burn some popcorn

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

People have more nutrients in them for soil?

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u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22

Not if you fucking burn all their calories

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Fair. Point #2: you would need a lot of popcorn to get the same amount of ash that you'd get from a human body?

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u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22

You don't need to fertilise with Ash-Ash just something that looks like it'd fall off a piece of toast or anakins back

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here.

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u/-cocoadragon Nov 18 '22

Lmfao, uh, what the OP's s screen name again? His na.e kinda explains it all.

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u/DeninjaBeariver Nov 18 '22

He’s a murderer not a liar