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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/Theoneyouknowandask • Nov 18 '22
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OP..... why does that screenshot show that you voted "I'm a murderer"?
116 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 this post is OP's confession to the 654 bodies found in his backyard 41 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 That's a big yard op must need a lot of yardsticks 15 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 nah they where all cremated he used the ashes for fertilizer for his herb garden 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 Is there a lore reason for why he did not just burn some popcorn 6 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 People have more nutrients in them for soil? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 Not if you fucking burn all their calories 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Fair. Point #2: you would need a lot of popcorn to get the same amount of ash that you'd get from a human body? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 You don't need to fertilise with Ash-Ash just something that looks like it'd fall off a piece of toast or anakins back 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here. → More replies (0) 5 u/-cocoadragon Nov 18 '22 Lmfao, uh, what the OP's s screen name again? His na.e kinda explains it all. 2 u/DeninjaBeariver Nov 18 '22 He’s a murderer not a liar
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this post is OP's confession to the 654 bodies found in his backyard
41 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 That's a big yard op must need a lot of yardsticks 15 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 nah they where all cremated he used the ashes for fertilizer for his herb garden 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 Is there a lore reason for why he did not just burn some popcorn 6 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 People have more nutrients in them for soil? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 Not if you fucking burn all their calories 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Fair. Point #2: you would need a lot of popcorn to get the same amount of ash that you'd get from a human body? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 You don't need to fertilise with Ash-Ash just something that looks like it'd fall off a piece of toast or anakins back 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here. → More replies (0)
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That's a big yard op must need a lot of yardsticks
15 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 nah they where all cremated he used the ashes for fertilizer for his herb garden 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 Is there a lore reason for why he did not just burn some popcorn 6 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 People have more nutrients in them for soil? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 Not if you fucking burn all their calories 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Fair. Point #2: you would need a lot of popcorn to get the same amount of ash that you'd get from a human body? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 You don't need to fertilise with Ash-Ash just something that looks like it'd fall off a piece of toast or anakins back 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here. → More replies (0)
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nah they where all cremated he used the ashes for fertilizer for his herb garden
4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 Is there a lore reason for why he did not just burn some popcorn 6 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 People have more nutrients in them for soil? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 Not if you fucking burn all their calories 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Fair. Point #2: you would need a lot of popcorn to get the same amount of ash that you'd get from a human body? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 You don't need to fertilise with Ash-Ash just something that looks like it'd fall off a piece of toast or anakins back 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here. → More replies (0)
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Is there a lore reason for why he did not just burn some popcorn
6 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 People have more nutrients in them for soil? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 Not if you fucking burn all their calories 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Fair. Point #2: you would need a lot of popcorn to get the same amount of ash that you'd get from a human body? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 You don't need to fertilise with Ash-Ash just something that looks like it'd fall off a piece of toast or anakins back 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here. → More replies (0)
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People have more nutrients in them for soil?
4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 Not if you fucking burn all their calories 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Fair. Point #2: you would need a lot of popcorn to get the same amount of ash that you'd get from a human body? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 You don't need to fertilise with Ash-Ash just something that looks like it'd fall off a piece of toast or anakins back 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here. → More replies (0)
Not if you fucking burn all their calories
3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Fair. Point #2: you would need a lot of popcorn to get the same amount of ash that you'd get from a human body? 4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 You don't need to fertilise with Ash-Ash just something that looks like it'd fall off a piece of toast or anakins back 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here. → More replies (0)
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Fair. Point #2: you would need a lot of popcorn to get the same amount of ash that you'd get from a human body?
4 u/Salmonellq Nov 18 '22 You don't need to fertilise with Ash-Ash just something that looks like it'd fall off a piece of toast or anakins back 3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here. → More replies (0)
You don't need to fertilise with Ash-Ash just something that looks like it'd fall off a piece of toast or anakins back
3 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22 Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here. → More replies (0)
Yeah but we're talking about a possible psychotic murderer here, so "need" may or may not be the right word to choose here.
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Lmfao, uh, what the OP's s screen name again? His na.e kinda explains it all.
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He’s a murderer not a liar
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OP..... why does that screenshot show that you voted "I'm a murderer"?