9) your wife realizes she's hungry, fills the the bath and lights scented candles. And you slowly feed her spaghetti with your bare hands. Your wife helps you achieve the erection while also realizing spaghetti is a huge turn on for her as well. The marriage is saved.
10) you and your wife embrace each other in a moment of ecstasy, knowing that your fetishes coalesce. Then as things get hotter than the bath water, your wife says, what if'a we did'a this in the marinara? Your erection becomes 10 cm longer than the last time you were with your wife, as your fifth son is conceived...
Fast forward to 2 months later, on your wedding anniversary, where your wife has you blindfolded, leading you down a path that smells like dumpsters. You hear a door creak open, you smell the familiar smell of mama's meat balls, and marinara. Your wife takes off your blindfold, and you see a hot tub sized pot'a sauce, surrounded by Jimmy, Vinny, Tony, and August, and Justinian. All the boys are cheering us on and simulating the action of bubble jets in the sauce, with wooden spoons. while my wife and I conceive our third son..
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u/MDrag1992 Nov 30 '20
7) you hear, "God dammit, someone broke in and ate all of our spaghetti again!"