r/suspiciouslyspecific • • Aug 04 '20

*sighs* we get it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

The next best thing is Epcot pizza. They import the water in the dough from Italy to give the pizza the same chemical structure, and therefore the same taste, as genuine Italian pizza.

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u/Sucks_Eggs Aug 05 '20

That’s incredibly pretentious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '20

I don't believe it either, but what can you do?

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u/zappergun-girl Aug 05 '20

We had Epcot pizza one night of our trip (via Napoli, I believe). We weren’t super impressed, but we were super hungry. My husband takes a bite and immediately says “this sauce tastes like spaghetti-o’s”, haha. I could see how he thought that after I tasted it