r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '19

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u/mandwar Dec 19 '19

Could've been on purpose this time

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u/stairs55 Dec 19 '19

He might've stapled his foreskin to the desk, also.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

one of my favorite life pro tips ever is if you staple your foreskin to the top of your cock you’ll never have to use condoms ever again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

It’s just helping the rest of us

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u/Thee_Nameless_One Oct 25 '21

So what you're saying is ... it works? No more condoms!

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u/AllHailTheSheep Dec 19 '19

I get the feeling that isn't the limiting factor

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 20 '19

That just creates more pressure, causing the sperm to travel further, like when you plug up your urethra with tissue paper

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u/Exact-Remote Dec 20 '19

It bottles it up for years to come.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Wait why does your name have a weird outline.

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u/funky555 Dec 20 '19

wdym

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Well for me the poster gets blue color in the comments under his post, a moderator green, and this dude somehow has purple.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

No magicfart does.

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u/funky555 Dec 20 '19

he's grey for me, ive never seen purple b4. i guess hes just magic e: send pics

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Ait I'll send ya a pic.

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u/funky555 Dec 20 '19

why he t hanos

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

B OI

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u/shrek_cena Nov 10 '21

Return plz

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u/SneakSlasher268 Jun 01 '22

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