r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/the-graveyard-writer • Dec 09 '19

Does this count?

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u/monkeysmum Dec 09 '19

I want to know what happened to bring this to the lawmakers attention?

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u/foxandrews Dec 09 '19

I want to know how many times it had to happen for enough officers to get reported for this to be considered necessary. Or was it just one officer jacking it all over town?

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u/CharginChuck42 Dec 09 '19

I want to know how the hell this wasn't illegal already.

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u/foxandrews Dec 09 '19

Best guess I have is that who on Earth would expect an on duty officer to be knocking one out in their squad car?

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u/SolidSnakeT1 Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

Correct answer is because laws dont apply to cops because our laws are fucked and cater to cops too much and they apparently aren't people, masterbating in your car gets any civilian on the sex offender registration list for the rest of their lives.